AssholeCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server
accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server
Asshole, asshole behavior, AssholeCraft, career, career sabotage, Industry, industry gossip, industry rumors, industry secrets, known fact, memes, memes aside, Minecraft, negative reputation, office drama, office politics, political maneuvering, politicked, professional misconduct, Server, toxic behavior, toxic work environment, workplace politics
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

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PiggyRevoltMC
Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal organization, animal rebellion, animal society, animal uprising, Animals, intelligent animals, intelligent pigs, pig behavior, pig intelligence, pig intelligence facts, pig intelligence research, pig intelligence study, pig organization, pig rebellion, pig society, pig uprising, PiggyRevoltMC, Pigs
OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got 778 million super smart pigs runnin’ around! They be plottin’ against us, but don’t worry, we got diamond swords to protect ourselves. Come join the madness and see if u can survive the piggy uprising! Plus, we got a secret underground bacon farm for all ur snacking needs. Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of ur life, join now!

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SuperCraftGalaxy
astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, astronomical research, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth days, Exoplanets, HD 48498, host star, light years, nearby star, orange dwarf star, planetary system, Potential, revolve, space exploration, Super-Earth, SuperCraftGalaxy
HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DA COOLEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN DA GALAXY? WELL, GUESS WHAT, WE GOT THREE POTENTIAL “SUPER-EARTH” EXOPLANETS ORBITING A FREAKIN’ ORANGE DWARF STAR! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE PLANETS REVOLVE AROUND THEIR HOST STAR IN 7, 38, AND 151 EARTH DAYS!
SO, IF U WANNA BUILD UR OWN GALACTIC EMPIRE, FIGHT ALIEN CREEPERS, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME INTERSTELLAR FRIENDS, THEN THIS IS DA PLACE FOR U! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN TOGETHER!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY!

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Technomancers Legacy
1.7.10, Blood Magic, industrialcraft, Link, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, PvE, PvP, Rotarycraft, Server, Technology, Technomancers Legacy, Thaumcraft, Vanilla
A 1.7.10 server concentrating on technology and magic including Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Industrialcraft, Rotarycraft, and more. Modpack link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dr9kxszn9psj58y/Mods.rar/file
135.148.63.153

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Pandora’s Box of Vanilla Monkeys Season 3: The SMP Strikes Back

Active players, alliances, bedrock, Box, colonial empire, content creators, crossplay, Events, global peace, java, lone wolf, Lore, monkeys, PANDORAS, Revolutions, roleplayers, Season, smp, Staff, Streamers, strikes, Support, Survival, tutorials, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelist

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3

WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY

⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace**With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make! **

Details

Server Features
1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimized to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join by applying for the whitelist via the Discord server link provided above.

Q: Is the server optimized for minimal lag? A: Yes, the server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag for a smooth gaming experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment. These will be provided upon joining the server.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server? A: Yes, you can create your own nation, forge alliances, and engage in wars and alliances with other players.

GreekWarz Minecraft Server
#youtube, Conflict, Cyprus, Drones, european union, Germans, greece, GreekWarz, humor, inter-European wars, international relations, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, satire, Server, sun beds, tourism, towels, travel, vacation, Video
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the ultimate summer showdown in Greece and Cyprus, where players battle it out with towel-bombing drones developed by the mischievous Germans. Will you be able to defend your sun bed from the onslaught of fluffy projectiles? Or will you join forces with the natives in a quest for peace and relaxation? Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this wacky and wild world. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Nikke’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
160 wall, character limit, free to play, game design, game monetization, game progression, Gaming, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, nikke, Nikkes, PIXEL, player commitment, player experience, player frustration, player investment, player retention, player-engagement, Playground, Server, spending limit, Virtual Economy
Are you tired of hitting that 160 wall and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of character limits? Well, fear not, because on our server, we break those limits not once, not twice, but THREE times! That’s right, you’ll have more characters than you know what to do with.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have been known to go from zero to hero without spending a single dime. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft legend without ever opening your wallet.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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CraftyCouchPotatoGF
Boyfriend, Conflicts, CraftyCouchPotatoGF, disregarding, Enjoy, expressive, genuine, good shows, Honesty, lying.., opinion, Preference, reactions, Recommend, sharing, shows, Stubborn, talking it through, TASTES, Watching
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further, because our server is like watching a TV show with your picky boyfriend – full of surprises and drama!
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to convince your boyfriend to watch a show with you. Will he finally give in and join you on this epic adventure? Or will he stubbornly stick to his guns like a creeper waiting to explode?
Experience the thrill of lying about watching a show just to get your boyfriend to join you – except this time, it’s all in good fun! Who knew deception could be so entertaining?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a plot twist that even your boyfriend couldn’t predict!

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PixelFlicks Minecraft Server
big screen, car culture, cinematic experience, classic movies, concession stand, Date night, double feature, drive-in movie theater, Entertainment, family fun, film lovers, Minecraft, movie buffs, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, outdoor cinema, PixelFlicks, Popcorn, projector, retro films, Server, summer nights
Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your very own drive-in movie theater and host epic double features every night! Picture this: the first double feature would be “Zombie Pigmen Attack” followed by “Creepers Gone Wild.” Get ready to experience the ultimate movie night under the stars with your fellow blocky friends. Join now for a chance to win a virtual popcorn machine and unlimited virtual soda refills! Don’t miss out on the craziest movie experience in the Minecraft universe!

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BlockyBedBloopers
awkward conversations, awkward positions, awkward sex, BlockyBedBloopers, comical mishaps, comical situations, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing noises, embarrassing sex stories, funny bloopers, funny fails, Funny Moments, hilarious encounters, humorous escapades, humorous experiences, ridiculous moments, silly anecdotes, silly mistakes, silly sex, unexpected interruptions, unexpected mishaps
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

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BoneCraft – GummyWorms
Artificial, BoneCraft, bones, candy, Chewy, Colorful, DELICIOUS, dessert, Fruity, Fun, gummy candy, gummy worms, GummyWorms, Halloween, Kids, long tail tag, more bones than actual worms, Party, snack, sugary, sweets, Treats, worms
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the gummy worms here have more bones in them than actual worms. like, what even is that?! u can mine for diamonds and find gummy worm bones instead, it’s wild. plus, the mobs here are all dressed up in gummy worm costumes and they drop candy instead of loot. it’s a sugar rush of a server, u won’t wanna leave once u join. come get ur sweet tooth fix and mine for those gummy worm bones, it’s a party up in here!

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