Asshole Minecraft Servers

Comprehensive Asshole Minecraft Servers

  • Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

    Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateCrafters United

    HateCrafters United
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and explosive confrontations – just like in this juicy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with treasure. But wait, there’s a twist! Your best friend swoops in and steals it all, leaving you in shock and disbelief. Can you trust anyone in this crazy world?

    Or how about this: you build the most epic castle anyone has ever seen, only to have it destroyed by a mysterious griefer who goes by the name of “Matt”. Will you seek revenge and reclaim your throne, or will you team up with other players to take down this villain once and for all?

    Join our server for non-stop action, unexpected plot twists, and friendships that will be tested like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DepressCraft: Mom AFK

    DepressCraft: Mom AFK
    Are you tired of real life responsibilities getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server, where abandoning your virtual children to start fresh in a new country is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community is full of players looking to escape their real life problems and dive headfirst into the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special “Abandonment Therapy” program where you can leave all your real life baggage behind and focus on building that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Need a break from your kids? No problem! Just log on and disappear into our virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Drama Llama” faction, where players can let out all their real life frustrations in a safe and supportive environment. Whether you’re dealing with a friend leaving their kids behind or just need to vent about your own mom issues, our community is here for you.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next Creeper explosion. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPupPaparazzi

    PixelPupPaparazzi
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this chipotle-style restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness pixelated pets taking over the furniture, just like in this real-life drama.

    Take screenshots of the chaos and use them as proof to report health code violations in our virtual world. Watch as players argue over privacy rights and get into heated debates over who’s the real pixelated asshole.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our server – where every block holds a new adventure and every player is just one screenshot away from starting a virtual showdown. Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EatCraftin’Friends

    EatCraftin’Friends
    Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

    Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyWatchMC Server

    BabyWatchMC Server
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

    Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

    AssholeCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ball Lickin’ Craft

    Ball Lickin’ Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

    QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

    Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Freely build anywhere
    Create your own nation
    Version 1.20.4
    Fun community, come introduce yourself!
    Explore the world and make your mark!

    Rules

    • Don’t be an asshole
    • Don’t Grief
    • No hacking
    • More rules in Discord

    Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

    Join our friendly Discord server: https://discord.gg/4aeaMW43gz

    Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

    We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build anywhere? Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Yes, please follow the rules listed above to ensure a fun and friendly community.
    Can I create my own nation? Yes, you have the freedom to create your own nation on the server.
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AsiaPlus

    AsiaPlus

    Good PVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    play.asiaplus.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Another Survival Server

    Just Another Survival Server

    JUST ANOTHER SURVIVAL SERVER | 1.20 | SURVIVAL | LAND CLAIMING | LEVELING | NO GRIEFING | COMMUNITY SUGGESTIONS

    Just Another Survival Server is a server that listens to the community. It started as simple survival server including Gold Shovel claiming and a simple spawn and has now grew to include a skills plugin along with a few extra features. As the community grows, we will add the most wanted features. This should make the server more exciting to play and give you guys the best experience possible.

    Build with your friends, go deep in the mines, and experience a simple survival experience with the interconnectedness of TPA and Homes!

    173.237.60.212:27020

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmperorCraft

    EmperorCraft

    EmperorCraft server is now open for Beta with 1.16.5 – 1.19.1! (Java) Our server is constantly improving and is managed with a management style that takes player satisfaction seriously. We are trying to grow our server as bug-free as possible. We think that we will improve very well over time. We would be pleased to see you among us.

    Systems: Improved and balanced Farmer feature! Island Upgrade feature! (Generator, Farming speed and Island size) Advanced Auction and Exchange system!

    Websitemiz: www.emperorcraft.com Our IP Address: play.emperorcraft.com / mc.emperorcraft.com

    play.emperorcraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prysthalcraft

    Prysthalcraft

    [] Prysthalcraft Server [In beta Phase] []

    [] We have; DUNGEONS, CUSTOM ARMORS AND MORE []

    [] NEW CUSTOM SERVER []

    prysthalcraft.vultam.host:25627

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craftex

    Craftex

    We’re more than just a Minecraft server – we’re a passionate community of players who love the freedom and creativity of Minecraft. Our goal is to create an inviting and diverse gaming world where everyone is welcome and can realize their ideas.

    craftex.nimawoods.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rayzed Craft

    Rayzed Craft

    Rayzed Craft Java version 1.20 and Bedrock latest version can join to server ! Survival Economy Plots World Mining Java Version IP : basic-1.timty.cloud:2111 Bedrock Version IP : basic-1.timty.cloud Port : 2111

    basic-1.timty.cloud:2111

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Meow

    Rede Meow

    Welcome to the Meow Network!

    Feel free to explore this world of Minecraft! We have:

    -Crate System -RTP system -Mission System -Rtp -All in Portuguese -Events -Economy

    Come play!

    meowmew.enxada.host:10749

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DarkRoyal

    DarkRoyal

    Life Steal SMP is a hardcore Minecraft server with a small border where players start with 20 hearts and have to work hard to win. There’s no buying victory here, and death bans make the game even more exciting! Players can customize their armor and furniture, as well as enjoy parkour challenges, raiding, PvP, and PvE. Trading is also possible, and vote parties offer great rewards. Join the fun and show off your skills by connecting to the Life Steal SMP server now!

    play.drnetwork.fun:25626

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SimpleMP

    SimpleMP

    SimpleMP is a server I made dedicated to improving the regular vanilla experience in the least intrusive way possible. My intention was to make a server where minecraft could be played the way it was meant to be.

    List of changes from vanilla:

    World Border is at 10k block. Overhauled world generation with additional structures to explore in all 3 dimensions. 30 minute despawn timer for items. Villager trading disabled completely. No rocket boosting (Elytra still works). VClaims, a lightweight land claiming plugin coded completely from scratch by me. It costs diamonds or netherite to claim 3D volumes of land, where you are protected against griefing (Chest looting is unprotected, make your base secure).

    Have fun!

    play.simplemp.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • heartbeat.systems – anarchy

    heartbeat.systems – anarchy

    Yo, Minecraft rebels! Ready for a wild ride? Welcome, where chaos reigns supreme, and this Christmas, things are getting even crazier!

    anarchy.heartbeat.systems

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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