🍆💦Asshole Minecraft Servers | Page 6

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.

BlockParty911

Asshole, Awareness, beverage delivery, blocked in, blocked in car, BlockParty911, calling the police, convenience store, cop, delivery truck, Driver, inventorying, Karen, lunch time, Meeting, parking lot, scratched car, Situation, small store, working from home

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this gas station encounter? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a delivery truck blocks your path. But wait, it gets better. The driver starts giving you attitude and refuses to move until he’s done unloading his precious cargo. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is inspired by real-life gas station drama!

But that’s not all. We’ve got cops, car crashes, and even a Karen moment thrown into the mix. Who needs scripted events when you can have real-life chaos in a virtual world?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a gas station lunch run, join us now! Just be sure to watch out for your surroundings…you never know what might happen next.

TeaseCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, ass, Asshole, Attention, cautious, Cock, Cum, Discreet, DownLow, Gay, GRINDR, horny, leading on, meet-up, Minecraft, Notifications, on the downlow, pervert, reddit, Server, sexting, Tease, TeaseCraft

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Are you tired of just being a tease for attention without ever intending to have gay sex? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of leading multiple players on at once, just like you do on 4chan and reddit.

Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!

Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server

#1, #economy class, 000 AU$, aita, Asshole, Budget, comfort, DUBAI, earbuds, flying, fourteen hour flight, honeymoon, HONEYMOONERS, Incident, Melbourne, Minecraft, newlyweds, nuptials, pay difference, premium economy seat, prick, sale, Seat, Server, switch seats, upgraded seat, Wife

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Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

DreamyKaraoke Minecraft Server

Any Dream Will Do, applause, Asshole, Audience, Crowd, disagreement, DreamyKaraoke, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Fun, insensitive, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Karaoke, Masculinity, Minecraft, musical theater, Performance, Phantom of the Opera, rock band, Server, singing, tattoos, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where singing “Any Dream Will Do” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a karaoke night like no other, where even the most masculine-looking players can show off their vocal skills.

Picture this: you’re belting out “The Phantom of the Opera” with a random player you just met in the game, and the entire server is clapping and cheering for you. Your wife may not understand your karaoke prowess, but we sure do!

Don’t let anyone rain on your karaoke parade, come join us on the server where singing show tunes is not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a karaoke partner for life (or at least for the duration of the song)! So come on in and show off your singing skills, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

aew dynamite, aj, All Star Tag Team Match, Atlantis Jr., Big Boom, boom, BOOOOOOOM, Brian Cage, chris jericho, Claudio Castagnoli, CMLL, contract signing, darby allin, dynamite, Edition, Full Gear, Game, Hechicero, Hikaru Shida, Konosuke Takeshita, Kris Statlander, Kyle Fletcher, Lance Archer, Mark Davis, Mascara Dorada, Minecraft, Orange Cassidy, Pennsylvania, Powerhouse Hobbs, QT Marshall, ricochet, Santander Arena, smp, TBS, Thread, Tomohiro Ishii, Wheeler Yuta, will ospreay, wrestling

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Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

administration, Communication, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Department of Government Efficiency, efficiency, executive branch, Government, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social-networking, strategy, Technology, trump, TweetCraft, twitter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, chief, chiefs, dreams, Edition, envy, fanatics, FANTASY, football, GOD, kansas city, longing, Minecraft, NFL, NFL fans, smp, sports, sports enthusiasts, ultimate goal, wish, Wishful thinking, xisters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

1.18.2, 1.20.6, 5I8K, Anarchy, Events, Minecraft, PvP

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Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE 2 ANARCHIES SPLIF DONATIONS PRIVATE WOODEN AX, auction!

IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

5i8k.gomc.fun

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Bigotry, civil rights, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, ignorance, injustice, Interracial Relationships, Media influence, Minecraft, offensive language, Paradise, PIXEL, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	9237
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1621	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4757
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

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Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	153
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	354831	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	87	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Mines Excavated:	3682
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	100	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7232	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	922620	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8970
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3