Asshole Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyLiar420

    CraftyLiar420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

    Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

    So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OvenMinecraftAITA

    OvenMinecraftAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest interactions can turn into epic dramas!

    Join us and witness the intense showdown between players over the most trivial matters. Like the time someone dared to interrupt another player’s cooking time just to show an Instagram reel. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find players who take their oven timers very seriously. Don’t even think about asking for a few seconds to take out your food, unless you’re prepared to face the wrath of those who demand your undivided attention for their Instagram reels.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such high-stakes drama over the most mundane of tasks? Come join us and see for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your oven timer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

    WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

    Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoyzStealinCash

    CraftyBoyzStealinCash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

    Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

    Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP