🔥Asshole Minecraft Servers | Page 5

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

NoBeerNoProblem Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Asshole, Beer, bigger apartment, Catering, elder friends, Fault, Friends, generation, Issue, job well done, Minecraft, moral code, Moving, NoBeerNoProblem, non drinking attitude, not drinking alcohol, not offering friends a beer, refreshment, refreshments, Server, small apartment, SNACKS, soft drinks, Water, wrong

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold a strict no-alcohol policy! Just like the OP, we believe in staying sober and focused while building our epic virtual worlds.

Join us for some refreshing water, snacks, and soft drinks as we work together to create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Who needs beer when you have the thrill of mining diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t worry about any elder friends getting hissy over our beverage choices – we’re all about positivity and teamwork here. And if your dad starts backing them up, just remind him that we’re all on the same blocky adventure together.

So come on and join us on this booze-free Minecraft journey! Who needs beer when you have the exhilarating rush of placing that last block to complete your masterpiece? Let’s build, craft, and explore – all without a drop of alcohol in sight. Cheers to a sober and spectacular Minecraft experience!

DeafMovieNight Minecraft Server

Asshole, conflicted feelings, Deadpool, deaf woman, DeafMovieNight, faux pas, Free Time, Friend, groupchat, Happy, Invitation, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, open captions, Rude, Server, Special, Subtitles, tablet, Theater

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of accessibility? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, we even have open captions for all our in-game events! Just like how I invited a deaf woman to see Deadpool with open captions, we make sure everyone can enjoy the game to the fullest.

But beware, not everyone will understand your good intentions. Just like how my friends called me out for being considerate, you might face some haters on the server. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back and make sure you feel welcome and appreciated.

So join our server now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and making new friends in a truly inclusive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find something special here that draws you in, just like I did with that deaf woman. Just don’t expect to get married and have kids with the creepers, they’re not really the settling down type.

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

LoserCraft FunZone

Apology, Asshole, Confrontation, dinner party, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, friend group, FunZone, Heartless, lashing out, leech, Loser, LoserCraft, mean, MONEY, out of line, rap career, reality check, small company, split opinion, toilet cleaner

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

Niece-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

aita, Asshole, college, Communication, Condo, DAUGHTER, Dispute, Edition, family, Immediate Yes, living arrangements, Minecraft, Niece, NieceFree, Northeast, not letting, ownership, relationship, School, sibling, South, State, Zone

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥

ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

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Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

Mom’s Visit Ruined By Unexpected Guest

aita, Argument, Asshole, brothel, Buddhist, Christian, Cooking, Friend, Girlfriend, guest, Household, housemate, invite, Lease, moms, movies, non-Christian, overbearing, parents, reddit, ruined, Scene, unexpected, Virgin, Visit

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave your roommate’s overbearing mother behind!

On our server, you can bring over as many girls as you want without being accused of turning your house into a brothel. Plus, we won’t judge you for not being a good Christian boy – we welcome all religions, even Buddhism!

So come join us and build your dream world where you can invite all the girls you want without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate!

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

pyrakia.com

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

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Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

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Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2926
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9767

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	961

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Star Shards Collected:	92
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9880	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3790	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	2138	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5019
Farms Harvested:	867	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

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