Asshole Minecraft Servers

Asshole Minecraft Servers

  • ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

    ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1421
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2360 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

    Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

    Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

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  • CraftyConfrontation

    CraftyConfrontation
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6250
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3347
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Zombie Dances: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

    Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

    But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

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  • ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

    ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4589
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

    We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

    So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

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  • LostCraftFamFinder

    LostCraftFamFinder
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1479
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

    Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

    And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

    So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

    NoCutQueue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7756
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mines Excavated: 4986
    Zombie Dances: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

    On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

    But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

    So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

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  • GreenEyedAbandonment

    GreenEyedAbandonment
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7262
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

    We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

    So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

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  • Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

    Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9449
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Towns Built: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1918 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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  • Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

    Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6864
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2896
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4348
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

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  • MineCrafty Mischief Server

    MineCrafty Mischief Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6201
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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  • Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

    Wedding Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2295
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and betrayal that will make your jaw drop!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your long-lost brother, who you haven’t seen in over 22 years, is getting married. But wait, it gets better – his bride-to-be is none other than your ex-girlfriend of 9 years! And to top it all off, your brother reveals that she cheated on you with him! Talk about a plot twist!

    Join our server for the most outrageous family reunion you’ll ever experience. Will you attend the wedding and witness your ex saying “I do” to your own brother? Or will you stand your ground and refuse to be a part of this crazy love triangle? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

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  • MineCraftDeadBeatDad

    MineCraftDeadBeatDad
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4990
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Imagine a world where child support drama unfolds in Minecraft form. Witness the epic battle between a dad trying to protect his kids and an ex-wife splurging on vacations with her new beau. Will he withhold child support? Will she call the cops? Find out on our server!

    Build your own dollar store flip flops that won’t fall apart in a day, and feast on virtual ramen noodles while your in-game kids complain about their too-small shoes. It’s a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane plot twists.

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have child support drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • CognitiveCraft2020

    CognitiveCraft2020
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9096
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis

    GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9931
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Ores Mined: 5940 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6202 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GAMBIT FROM X-MEN UP IN HERE! YEAH, HE’S CHILLIN’ IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD, THROWIN’ CARDS AND DOIN’ BACKFLIPS LIKE A BOSS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT THE CAJUN POPULATION OF LOUISIANA IS SHRINKIN’ RAPIDLY. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO POPULAR THAT PEOPLE ARE LEAVIN’ THEIR HOMES JUST TO COME PLAY WITH US.

    SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND GAMBIT IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #GAMBIT4LIFE

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  • KIK Craft Minecraft Server

    KIK Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9601
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3055
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our chaotic Kik group where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

    HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9029
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring to life the ancient anime classic that only the most elite weebs know about! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players banded together to defeat a horde of creepers using nothing but their pet pigs and a stack of enchanted potatoes. Or how about the time we held a cosplay contest where the winner got to ride a dragon made entirely of TNT?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive Nyan Cat Creeper and the majestic Llama Unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret hot spring where all the Endermen go to relax after a long day of teleporting around.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of this forgotten anime world!

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  • DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

    DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2100
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 262 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Dimension Hops: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

    Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

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  • TapeAlbumTunes90s

    TapeAlbumTunes90s
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2771
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you miss the thrill of discovering hidden gems at the end of tape albums in the 90s? Well, our Minecraft server is like finding those secret songs on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, mysterious portals, and maybe even a few unexpected llama DJs spinning tunes from the underground! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and experience the nostalgia of the 90s like never before!

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  • MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server

    MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6499
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 6551
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we have mini coopers as mounts for all players!!! but watch out, europe’s anti-china EV tariffs have made them EXPENSIVE AF so you better join quick before the prices go up even more!!! ride around in style and show off your mini cooper to all the other players, they will be so jelly of your swaggy ride. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that has such unique and ridiculous features like this? come join us and let’s all laugh at the poor mini cooper getting hit with those crazy tariffs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!!!

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