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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

YardSaleYikes

.14, +9, 5.., 50% off, Asshole, Context, Counter, double check, expensive neighborhood, La, mistake, Pay, Petty, pillows, Prices, tacky, undercharged, Venmo, yard sale, YardSaleYikes

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Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Airport, aita, Asshole, CraftyParent, DAUGHTER, flip phone, holiday, iPhone, Kids, Minecraft, Panic, Phone, refusing to help, Rude, Server, sister, Smartphone, social media, Tantrum, vacation, Western Europe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

RegretfulReject

Asshole, better person, cufflinks, Decline, dm, Earrings, Estate, ethnic background, Fallout, Grandma, Inheritance, instagram, jewelry, jewelry casting, metal smithing, mutual friends, offer, recast, RegretfulReject, Request, social media

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Kids4DiamondsCraft

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, Chicago, Childhood, children, Communication, Empathy, family, favoritism, grace, heart surgery, Hospital, hurt feelings, Kids4DiamondsCraft, Mother, North Carolina, relationship, sister, step sister, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the joys of sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive comments, and blatant favoritism just like in real life!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can relive all the drama and chaos of family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will your older sister ignore your calls just like in real life? Will she guilt-trip you for taking care of your sick child? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft form. And remember, if you don’t leave your child with a stranger for a month, you’re just like the rest of us assholes!

CraftyApologyDemand

ACCUSATION, aita, Apology, Asshole, banned, bar incident, bouncer, buzzed, commotion, CraftyApologyDemand, dipshit, DRUGGING, false accusation, friend drama, Gentleman, misunderstanding, phone blowing up, relationship, security footage, verbal altercation, wingwoman

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as a night out at the bar! Join us for a chance to meet new friends, have some drinks (virtual, of course), and maybe even find love – or at least a good time.

Just like the bar incident, things can get a little out of hand on our server. You never know what kind of crazy accusations might come your way – maybe someone will accuse you of putting something in their virtual water! But don’t worry, our virtual bouncers are always on hand to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a night out with your wingwoman at the karaoke bar. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So grab a virtual drink and get ready for a night you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how many drinks you’ve had)!

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal intent, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, hate crime awareness, hate crime consequences, hate crime legislation, hate crime prevention, Hate Speech, Minecraft, PIXEL, Punch, Racial equality, racial profiling, racial tension, racism, radicalization, Server, social justice, violence, White Supremacy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your white-people-killing needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane weapons, crazy traps, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary White People Slayer, a mythical creature that roams the land seeking out unsuspecting players to take down. Will you be able to survive its wrath and claim the title of ultimate warrior?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner chaos as you embark on a quest to kill white people more efficiently than ever before. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Ruins Corp Minecraft Server

anger inducing content, anti spam filters, anti-corporate activism, blockquotepRuins, content censorship, Corp, corporate corruption, corporate destruction, corporate manipulation, corporate sabotage, data corruption, digital sabotage, doesn’t stream, infuriating content, irreversibly ruins corpo, makes you mad, Minecraft, Serverpblockquote, spam filter failure, streaming disappointment, streaming frustrations, technology anger, technology frustrations

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a sprinkle of madness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the depths of the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to befriend this rare beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Niggerius Jr’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, African American culture, African American history, anti-racism, Bigotry, black history, Black Lives Matter, civil rights movement, derogatory terms, discrimination, equality, JRS, Minecraft, Niggerius, Niggerius Jr, prejudice, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racism, smp, social justice, systemic racism

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Welcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!

HIND-MC

ADMIN, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Energ1boy, Fun, Gaming, HIND-MC, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Hi, I’m Energ1boy, the admin of HIND. We are a fun community and love our server, we have really cool plugins and builds and even people which you WILL have fun with, guaranteed. So join now and let’s all have fun!

mc.hindustries.eu

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAST.MCMCMC.NET

Sensitivity Read Minecraft Server

Game, long tail tag, Minecraft, Read, sensitivity, sensitivity read, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so sensitive, it can read your emotions and adjust the gameplay accordingly! Feeling sad? We’ll spawn a bunch of adorable puppies to cheer you up. Feeling angry? We’ll give you a diamond sword and let you go on a rampage! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures like you’ve never experienced before!

Dump Wallet Minecraft SMP

altcoins, asset management, Blockchain, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, dump, dump wallet, exhaustion, Financial Planning, Investment, Link, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, price movement, profit potential., remaining balance, risk management, smp, speculation, Trading, wallet

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to uncover the mysteries of the 350m dump wallet and see if it will align with the bull run starting for link. Will you be the one to solve the riddle and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the dangers lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out – join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Born to Kill

Adventure, Balancing, Challenges, Combat, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Hardcore, Kalyug, Keys, LifeSteal, Network, Players, PvP, Rewards, spoiler, Survival, Vanilla

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This Server is made as a network with a balanced Economy and it has Lifesteal that makes it more interesting and the thing that makes you play it is that its hard to survive here just give a try and play here.

Mark my words:- You will love to Play here

The Server has got Discord server with co operative owners and you must get minecraft there only cause I cant type all things and give you spoiler to many things

You can get keys or economy balance by participating in many events on discord Remember one thing that this is kalyug and you are borned to kill not ot die

play.Born2kill.fun:5555

OmriNet

Features, gameplay, Minecraft, Network, OmriNet, Survival

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OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.

play.omrih.me

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9071
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	135
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	231	Players Killed by Monsters:	4226
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	662
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	155	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	504	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	68
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magic Items Found:	1780	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Emeralds Found:	384	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5472	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	55	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2599	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1563
Void Gems Collected:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Night Skies:	5

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ores Mined:	5977	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Potions Brewed:	101
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

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