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Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Potions Brewed:	134	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PantyCraft: Where Creepers Wear Lingerie and Endermen Steal Socks

#pantsu, Asshole, bikini cut, boy shorts, camel toes, Cotton, CREEPERS, Cute girls, endermen, full back panties, lingerie, panty fetish, panty mounds, PantyCraft, socks, steal, strip teasing, thong, tushy, undies, upskirts, VPL, wear, wet spots, whale tails

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you ready to dive into a world where your panty fetish is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your underwear obsessions!

Join us and explore a world where every block is shaped like a different type of panty. Build your dream house out of lace thongs or silk briefs, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server hosts weekly panty fashion shows where players can show off their favorite pairs and compete for the title of Panty Princess (or Prince) of the week.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden G-String, said to grant the wearer unimaginable powers (and a killer wedgie).

So come on in, slip into something comfortable, and get ready for a wild ride on our panty paradise Minecraft server!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

Adventures, Asshole, blocky, death, DELETE, Existence, Fallout canon, Game, German, howard, J-Baseder, J. Sawyer, long trail tags, Minecraft, Mispronounced, NCR, Nuke, passive aggressive, sawyer, Sawyers, Server, Shady Sands, spiteful, streaming, todd howard, tv show

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Divine Spears Created:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

DreamPossible Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	828
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

New vanilla minecraft server

Hello! We are a new vanilla minecraft server.

What do we have?

1. Good, stable hosting.

2. Administration that will help you in any situation.

3. Adequate rules.

4. Convenient white list system, you don’t have to write to the owner to add you to the white list!

5. Latest version of minecraft.

6. There are no unnecessary plugins that will change the mechanics of Minecraft

Come visit us quickly!

mc.dreampossible.fun:4095

NeoFan-pe.ru Minecraft server

Starter Kit

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Cool server

135.181.177.214:12848

VanillaCraft 1.18.1 Minecraft server

Starter Kit

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The owner of the “VanillaCraft 1.18.1” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.20:25596

❤️VEGA⭐Vehicles❤️Turrets⭐Duels⭐Clans Minecraft server

Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Spleef

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Mini-Games + Survival!

Connection from all versions from ①.⑧ to ①.⑯.③

◕ Unique system for obtaining land rights (°ロ°)☝

◕ Works ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

◕ Clans (._.) (l:) (.-.) (:l) (._.)

◕ Daily rewards, gifts (✿´‿`)

◕ Chest stores for players ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ

◕ Unique PvP system ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

◕ Custom Enchantment*: ･ﾟ✧

◕ Rare artifacts ❥

◕ Weapon ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з= (▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿

◕ Combat turrets 占~~~~~

◕ New mobs (─‿‿─)

◕ Duels (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (ʘᗩʘ’)

◕ 5 Worlds for survival

:Upper, Lower, Normal, Villages (flat), Fantastic!

◕ Mini-Games:

Murder Mystery (•ิ_•ิ)?

BesWars ┬──┬

Spleef ◉

PaintBall (ﾒ￣▽￣)︻┳═一 Q (｀⌒´Q)

Now that you have an idea of the features you can expect on the servers, we look forward to having you become a regular Vega resident. See you in the game!

Best regards, Vega Craft administration.

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IP for connection:

■□■□■ mc.vega-craft.ru ■□■□■

mc.vega-craft.ru:25567

XDuel Project!!!CS2 UPDATE!!! Minecraft server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5961	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	734	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

The best duels, also with a CS2 theme! All weapons from the game and maps are already waiting for you on the server! Come in!

XDuel.aternos.me:14791

Adventure land server Minecraft

Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Break into a new server? together with your favorite streamers? pryania1,Lina_Psycho_Games,kaisergross

Clan battles, Vanilla, exchange. In the project (territory capture, mini-games) and much more on our server

81.176.176.42

Dex World server Minecraft

Auto-mine, Starter Kit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9967	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	4241

The owner of the “Dex World” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nova.24serv.pro:12034

Lamp survival server Minecraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Join our minecraft world, where survival becomes a real adventure! We offer you comfort and atmosphere, a complex economy, more than 1000 achievements and a lot of interesting opportunities. Welcome to the unique lamp survival!

mc.minenik.ru

MultNik server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	241	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ores Mined:	4248	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

We just build, we fight, we live.

128.69.179.32

DEVANILA Minecraft server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

?Welcomes to DEVANILA! Our completely classic vanilla server welcomes new players!?

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?Now we have a free recruitment of players! We are waiting for you

81.176.176.27