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  • DepressCraft: Mom AFK

    DepressCraft: Mom AFK
    Are you tired of real life responsibilities getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server, where abandoning your virtual children to start fresh in a new country is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community is full of players looking to escape their real life problems and dive headfirst into the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special “Abandonment Therapy” program where you can leave all your real life baggage behind and focus on building that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Need a break from your kids? No problem! Just log on and disappear into our virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Drama Llama” faction, where players can let out all their real life frustrations in a safe and supportive environment. Whether you’re dealing with a friend leaving their kids behind or just need to vent about your own mom issues, our community is here for you.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next Creeper explosion. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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  • PixelPupPaparazzi

    PixelPupPaparazzi
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this chipotle-style restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness pixelated pets taking over the furniture, just like in this real-life drama.

    Take screenshots of the chaos and use them as proof to report health code violations in our virtual world. Watch as players argue over privacy rights and get into heated debates over who’s the real pixelated asshole.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our server – where every block holds a new adventure and every player is just one screenshot away from starting a virtual showdown. Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • EatCraftin’Friends

    EatCraftin’Friends
    Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

    Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

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  • BabyWatchMC Server

    BabyWatchMC Server
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

    Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

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  • QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

    QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA



    Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Freely build anywhere
    Create your own nation
    Version 1.20.4
    Fun community, come introduce yourself!
    Explore the world and make your mark!

    Rules

    • Don’t be an asshole
    • Don’t Grief
    • No hacking
    • More rules in Discord

    Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

    Join our friendly Discord server: https://discord.gg/4aeaMW43gz

    Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

    We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build anywhere? Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Yes, please follow the rules listed above to ensure a fun and friendly community.
    Can I create my own nation? Yes, you have the freedom to create your own nation on the server.
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.


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