Asshole Minecraft Servers | Page 11 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPupPaparazzi

Allergy, Asshole, chipotle style, Confrontation, County, Document, dog, Furniture, health code violation, indoor pet, local ], pet allergies, Picture, PixelPupPaparazzi, privacy, privacy violation, Restaurant, stranger, throwaway, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this chipotle-style restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness pixelated pets taking over the furniture, just like in this real-life drama.

Take screenshots of the chaos and use them as proof to report health code violations in our virtual world. Watch as players argue over privacy rights and get into heated debates over who’s the real pixelated asshole.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our server – where every block holds a new adventure and every player is just one screenshot away from starting a virtual showdown. Join now and let the craziness begin!

EatCraftin’Friends

Adults, aggravated, Argument, Asshole, Connected, Eat, EatCraftinFriends, Explanation, Friends, Hip, Issue, location, Manager, menu, MONEY, OWNER, physical menu, qr code, Restaurant, SPLIT, Vote

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	132	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211

Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

BabyWatchMC Server

Agreement, Asshole, baby, BabyWatchMC, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, Difficult, exhaustion, Frustration, overwhelmed, parenting, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, stay at home parent, Support, trip, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, asshole behavior, AssholeCraft, career, career sabotage, Industry, industry gossip, industry rumors, industry secrets, known fact, memes, memes aside, Minecraft, negative reputation, office drama, office politics, political maneuvering, politicked, professional misconduct, Server, toxic behavior, toxic work environment, workplace politics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

Asshole, Civic Duty, creeper, Democracy, Democrat, election, explosions, Fall, minecrafty, Pits, political activism, political party, politicians, Politics, pussy, Vote, vote democrat, voter turnout, Voting, voting behavior, voting booth, voting process, voting rights, voting rights act, worries

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2351	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Ball Lickin’ Craft

anal play, Asshole, Ball, Balls, Craft, desire, explicit, FANTASY, INTIMATE, Kinky, Lick, Lickin, lustful, Naughty, oral sex, Pleasure, Provocative, provocative behavior, seduction, Sensual, sexual innuendo, taboo, temptation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	5844
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

1.20.4, Asshole, Channels.., Community, Discord, Entertained, Explore, Feedback, Grief, HACKING, improve, java, Life, MARK, nation, NEGATIVE, Phone, Positive, QueSMP, rules, smp, Social, stay, Touch, Towny, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Votes:	3048
Magic Items Found:	4794	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	6788
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

Overview
Freely build anywhere
Create your own nation
Version 1.20.4
Fun community, come introduce yourself!
Explore the world and make your mark!

Rules

Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

Join our friendly Discord server: https://discord.gg/4aeaMW43gz

Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build anywhere?	Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please follow the rules listed above to ensure a fun and friendly community.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, you have the freedom to create your own nation on the server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.

Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

andrew tate, Asshole, Babes, Behavior, Black pill, blocky, Censorship, emotionally unstable, Frustration, incel culture, Justified, ladies, loathe, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative impact, pickup artists, red pill, ruthless, self loathing, Server, shitty person, To Women, Ugly, Unpleasant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with women who constantly treat you like crap and then blame everyone else for their own issues? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us for a fun and outrageous gaming experience where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any toxic women bringing you down.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being emotionally manipulated or gaslighted by entitled ladies who think they can do no wrong. Instead, you can focus on having a great time with like-minded players who just want to enjoy the game without all the unnecessary drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all those unpleasant encounters with problematic women behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? 😉

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

anti-semitism, Asshole, Bigotry, blocky, Blunders, Conspiracy, denialism, discrimination, extremism, forever.., Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Hitler was le’ Bad, Holocaust denial, ignorance, ITS NOT THE JEWS, Jews, Nazi sympathizer, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, scapegoating, Tinfoil

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

Adventure, Andy, Andy Sixx, Asshole, Crafty, CREEPERS, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit desire, explicit fantasy, explicit rockstar, EXTREME, extreme desire, FANTASY, fetish, Hardcore, INTENSE, metal, oral, Rock Music, rockstar, rockstar fantasy, Sixxs, sucking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3806	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2735
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Potions Brewed:	196	Players Killed by Monsters:	6209
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!

ExMissesMinecraftSMP

Breakup, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-crush, ex-flame, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-romance, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, Exes, ExMissesMinecraftSMP, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again!

ScratchCraft75K

budgeting, celebration, dreams, Financial Planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, jackpot, life changing, lottery win, Lucky, MONEY, savings, scratch off, ScratchCraft75K, Splurge, TAXES, unexpected, wealth, windfall

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

So you just won $75K on a scratch off ticket, huh? Well, forget about buying a new car or going on a fancy vacation. The best way to spend that money is by joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade in your virtual diamonds for real life cash! That’s right, we have a secret underground economy where players can exchange their in-game riches for cold hard cash. Who needs a new car when you can buy a mansion with your Minecraft earnings?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of rare items and riches. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So gather your friends, gear up, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and turn your $75K into a fortune beyond your wildest dreams!

River2Sea Minecraft Server

constitutional rights, controversial statement, court decision, free speech, freedom of expression, from the river to the sea, German court, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israeli settlements, judicial system, landmark ruling, legal case, legal challenge, legal precedent, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political speech, River2Sea, Ruling, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Votes:	4182
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4646

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyRightsViolation

Abortion bans, Amnesty International, anti-choice, BlockyRightsViolation, bodily autonomy, gender equality, global advocacy, government interference, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal restrictions, maternal mortality, pro-choice, public health, Report, reproductive rights, Social Impact, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

QuantumCraft: Fiber Fusion

Achieved, ADVANCE, Breakthrough, classical, Communication, data transfer, Experiment, fiber, Fusion, Information Technology, innovation, internet, Merger, novel, optical fiber, optical networking, Quantum, quantum computing, QuantumCraft, scientific research, single, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Farms Harvested:	776	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to be part of the 1st-ever quantum, classical internet merger achieved via single optical fiber in a Minecraft server? well now’s your chance!

imagine teleporting through dimensions with the power of quantum technology while building epic structures with your pals. this server is so advanced, it has the potential to advance telecommunications in the Minecraft world.

join now for a chance to be a part of history and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a Minecraft server. who needs regular old servers when you can be part of something this mind-blowing? don’t miss out, join now!

CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CraftyArk, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, Honeyberry, Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator Purestream skin, Nightingale, Ptilopsis, Server, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the gacha rates in Arknights? Look no further! Our server is so insane, we have 6* Casters falling from the sky like raindrops! Join now and witness Guard Thorns selling snacks at the shop, while Supporter Proviso dances with a Vanguard Cantabile to the beat of Specialist Mr. Nothing’s invisible drum!

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a Defender who can defend against creepers with just a stare? Or a Guard who can slice through blocks like butter? We’ve got ’em all! And don’t even get us started on the Trials for Navigator #4 – Purestream skin. Rumor has it, it makes your character look like a diamond-encrusted Steve!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have 6* Guards Mountain and Qiubai by your side, ready to take on any mob that comes your way? And if that’s not enough, we’ve got skins for days, including a Purestream skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft SMP: “$12K ETH Investment”

12K, Bitcoin, capital allocation, crypto market, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, digital assets, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market volatility, portfolio diversification, potential returns, profit potential., risk assessment, short-term gains, smp, speculative investment, wealth management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but crypto! Join us and invest your virtual money in ETH or Bitcoin to see if you can get a 2x return on your investment.

But beware, the market is volatile and you never know when a creeper might come along and blow up your digital wallet! Will you become a crypto millionaire in our world or end up bankrupt and living in a dirt hut? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server!