Asshole Minecraft Servers

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  • CrushCraft Minecraft Server

    CrushCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and romance! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game fiancé confesses to having a crush on their coworker/friend for over 2 months! And get this, they even went to her house to help her build something while knowing about the crush! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! You’ll experience long-distance relationships, arguments, accusations of selfishness, and a whole lot of confusion. Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama on our server?

    So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or pixels)! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this juicy story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Imagine a world where your ex and your friend get married in Minecraft, only for you to crash the wedding and cause a virtual scene. The drama, the tension, the chaos – it’s all here on our server!

    But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for leaving the virtual wedding early. In fact, we encourage players to make bold moves and shake things up. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server?

    So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Let’s create some virtual drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyCommuteNoMore

    BlockyCommuteNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and drive your virtual car in peace! No annoying coworkers demanding rides, just you and your blocky adventures.

    Join us and experience the thrill of driving in Minecraft, where you can pick up virtual hitchhikers and drop them off at their pixelated destinations. No need for a real car, just hop in your Minecraft vehicle and hit the road!

    Forget about the stress of real life commutes and enjoy the freedom of driving in a world where the only traffic jam is caused by a herd of pixelated sheep. So come on, join our server and let’s drive away from all the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can build the most insane creations and battle against other players in epic pvp matches. why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that made them the richest player in all the land. but beware, there are also creepy mobs that will try to steal your diamonds and give you nightmares. so come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CultBustersMC

    CultBustersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with parents who are more obsessed with a pseudoscience cult than with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the madness!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being left alone with a fever or being forced to rely on sketchy Ayurvedic treatments. And forget about anti-COVID pills that are probably illegal – we’ve got diamond armor to keep you safe!

    But that’s not all – we promise to grant you supernatural powers if you “train hard enough.” Want to read blindfolds, foretell the future, or see your previous lives? We’ve got you covered (no actual results guaranteed, though).

    And don’t worry about being the weirdo at school with brainwashed parents – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange their family beliefs may be. Plus, we don’t have any giant photos of questionable spiritual leaders in our virtual homes.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to honor their parents’ beliefs when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft? It’s time to escape the cult and embrace the blocky world of endless possibilities!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BF’s Minecraft Server: AITA Embarrassment

    BF’s Minecraft Server: AITA Embarrassment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not wanting to buy a round of drinks for 8 (or more) players all at once! We get it, budgeting is important, especially when you’re saving up for that diamond armor.

    Join our server and never feel pressured to spend more than you can afford on virtual drinks. We support responsible spending and won’t judge you for not splurging on a round for the whole block party. Plus, imagine the shame of going to a virtual 40th birthday bash and not buying everyone a round of potions – the horror!

    Don’t let anyone make you feel like the creeper in the room for not volunteering to buy a round. We’ve got your back, even if your partner’s family doesn’t understand your pixelated priorities. So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is celebrated, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PsychicScamBusters Minecraft Server

    PsychicScamBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with psychic predictions that are as accurate as a blindfolded llama throwing darts at a map? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about fake psychics again!

    Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.

    So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCarNoFriendZ

    NoCarNoFriendZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your lazy friend who can’t even say thank you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where entitled friends expect free rides without even asking nicely. On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring ungrateful passengers. Plus, our community is full of polite players who will always say thank you when you give them a ride. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where manners actually matter. Join now and leave the entitled friends behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BashCraft Minecraft Server

    BashCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring birthday celebrations at fancy restaurants with lighthouses and golf courses? Do you want to avoid inviting people who have excluded you from their events in the past? Then join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday party ever!

    On our server, you can invite all your friends and even make new ones without worrying about being left out. Plus, you can save all that money you would have spent on a fancy venue for more important things, like upgrading your Minecraft gear or building a virtual lighthouse of your own!

    Don’t be the asshole who spends a fortune on a party that doesn’t feel entirely reciprocal. Join our server and celebrate your birthday in style, without the drama and financial stress. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’sTruckChargerDrama

    Dad’sTruckChargerDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a sleepover you never wanted? Look no further! Our server is like dealing with an unexpected guest who forgot their phone charger – frustrating, but you’ll survive.

    Join us for the thrill of not knowing what to expect, just like when your friend’s grandma unexpectedly approves a sleepover. Experience the excitement of sneaking onto your neighbor’s property to retrieve a misplaced item, just like a late-night adventure in the snow.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in the madness of our server. Who needs a phone charger when you can embark on crazy adventures with us? Join now and embrace the unexpected, just like a sleepover you never wanted but can’t escape!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP