Asshole – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Boundaries, Communication, Conversion, coworker, Crush, CrushCraft, dating app, feelings, Friend, Insecurity, long distance, loyalty, Minecraft, Muslim, perspective, purpose, relationship, selfish, Server, Trust, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and romance! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game fiancé confesses to having a crush on their coworker/friend for over 2 months! And get this, they even went to her house to help her build something while knowing about the crush! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll experience long-distance relationships, arguments, accusations of selfishness, and a whole lot of confusion. Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama on our server?

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or pixels)! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

angry texts, Asshole, better person, Cheating, Ditching, ex, Friend, friend’s wedding, invited, Marriage, Minecraft, Polite, relationship, Rude, Scene, Screwed Up, Server, storm off, Support, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding day, WeddingCrashers

Join our epic Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this juicy story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Imagine a world where your ex and your friend get married in Minecraft, only for you to crash the wedding and cause a virtual scene. The drama, the tension, the chaos – it’s all here on our server!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for leaving the virtual wedding early. In fact, we encourage players to make bold moves and shake things up. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server?

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Let’s create some virtual drama together!

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BlockyCommuteNoMore

Asshole, awkward, BlockyCommuteNoMore, car drive, carless, close, Commute, coworker, emergency procedure, FARTING, Healthcare, home, iphone 13 mini, no, Nurse, PARASITE, Relaxation, Reset, ride home, singing, social battery, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and drive your virtual car in peace! No annoying coworkers demanding rides, just you and your blocky adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving in Minecraft, where you can pick up virtual hitchhikers and drop them off at their pixelated destinations. No need for a real car, just hop in your Minecraft vehicle and hit the road!

Forget about the stress of real life commutes and enjoy the freedom of driving in a world where the only traffic jam is caused by a herd of pixelated sheep. So come on, join our server and let’s drive away from all the drama!

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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

advice, another woman, Asshole, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, date, female friend, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, overreacting, past, queen beds, relationship, Server, sharing hotel room, sleep with, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCrasher

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can build the most insane creations and battle against other players in epic pvp matches. why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that made them the richest player in all the land. but beware, there are also creepy mobs that will try to steal your diamonds and give you nightmares. so come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CultBustersMC

aol, Asshole, Ayurvedic treatments, brainwashed, Children’s program, covid, Cult, CultBustersMC, depression, family, meditation, mental hygiene, money hungry, parents, pseudoscience, Seva, spirituality, sri sri ravi shankar, Supernatural powers, Support

Are you tired of dealing with parents who are more obsessed with a pseudoscience cult than with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the madness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being left alone with a fever or being forced to rely on sketchy Ayurvedic treatments. And forget about anti-COVID pills that are probably illegal – we’ve got diamond armor to keep you safe!

But that’s not all – we promise to grant you supernatural powers if you “train hard enough.” Want to read blindfolds, foretell the future, or see your previous lives? We’ve got you covered (no actual results guaranteed, though).

And don’t worry about being the weirdo at school with brainwashed parents – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange their family beliefs may be. Plus, we don’t have any giant photos of questionable spiritual leaders in our virtual homes.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to honor their parents’ beliefs when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft? It’s time to escape the cult and embrace the blocky world of endless possibilities!

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BF’s Minecraft Server: AITA Embarrassment

Afford, Asshole, BFs, Birthday, Boyfriend, Budget, drinks, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Implied, milestone, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, PRESSURE, Responsible, round, Server, SPENDING, torn, UNCOMFORTABLE, volunteer, wrong

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not wanting to buy a round of drinks for 8 (or more) players all at once! We get it, budgeting is important, especially when you’re saving up for that diamond armor.

Join our server and never feel pressured to spend more than you can afford on virtual drinks. We support responsible spending and won’t judge you for not splurging on a round for the whole block party. Plus, imagine the shame of going to a virtual 40th birthday bash and not buying everyone a round of potions – the horror!

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the creeper in the room for not volunteering to buy a round. We’ve got your back, even if your partner’s family doesn’t understand your pixelated priorities. So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is celebrated, one block at a time.

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PsychicScamBusters Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Apology, Asshole, extended family, family, family function, Minecraft, prediction, psychic predictions, psychic reading, psychic readings, psychic scam, Psychics, PsychicScamBusters, regional travel, scam, scam artist, scam artist predictions, Server, success, travel, work

Are you tired of dealing with psychic predictions that are as accurate as a blindfolded llama throwing darts at a map? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about fake psychics again!

Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.

So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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NoCarNoFriendZ

Ask Nicely, Asshole, CAR, Dark, Driving, drizzling, Friend, gas, Gratitude, Late, Manners, negatives, nice car, NoCarNoFriendZ, offer, parents, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Snow, walk

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your lazy friend who can’t even say thank you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where entitled friends expect free rides without even asking nicely. On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring ungrateful passengers. Plus, our community is full of polite players who will always say thank you when you give them a ride. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where manners actually matter. Join now and leave the entitled friends behind!

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BashCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, BashCraft, Birthday Party, celebration, cost, DAUGHTER, Extravagant, financial situation, Friends, Future, golf course, Graduation, Investment, lighthouse, Meaningful, Minecraft, Mother, Popular, reservations, Restaurant, Server, Support, Venue

Are you tired of boring birthday celebrations at fancy restaurants with lighthouses and golf courses? Do you want to avoid inviting people who have excluded you from their events in the past? Then join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can invite all your friends and even make new ones without worrying about being left out. Plus, you can save all that money you would have spent on a fancy venue for more important things, like upgrading your Minecraft gear or building a virtual lighthouse of your own!

Don’t be the asshole who spends a fortune on a party that doesn’t feel entirely reciprocal. Join our server and celebrate your birthday in style, without the drama and financial stress. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have Minecraft?

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Dad’sTruckChargerDrama

Android, Apple, Asshole, Battery, charger, dad, DadsTruckChargerDrama, Forgot, Friend, JOKE, Movie, neighbor, overstimulated, Permission, sleepover, Snow, stress, Trouble, Truck, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a sleepover you never wanted? Look no further! Our server is like dealing with an unexpected guest who forgot their phone charger – frustrating, but you’ll survive.

Join us for the thrill of not knowing what to expect, just like when your friend’s grandma unexpectedly approves a sleepover. Experience the excitement of sneaking onto your neighbor’s property to retrieve a misplaced item, just like a late-night adventure in the snow.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in the madness of our server. Who needs a phone charger when you can embark on crazy adventures with us? Join now and embrace the unexpected, just like a sleepover you never wanted but can’t escape!

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HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, forgiveness, growth, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner peace, letting go, lost love, Love Lost, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

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MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

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CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

Overview

This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

Choose your Origin
Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo
Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

About Banana City

Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:

Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

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BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

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