ASSHLE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	3567
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	7924	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

Alathra: Where Building Blocks Lead to World Domination!

Alathra, Baits, blocks, Brewing, building, Characters, Custom Mobs, custom nether biome, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Domination, Fishing, Geopolitics, Heroes, lead, Lore, Movecraft, Nations, organizations, rp, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Trade, Villains, Wars, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Alathra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Fishing	Now with all new fishing experience! Mini games, new baits, and a variety of new fish to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with friends, claim areas, and build nations or villages.
	Create captivating lore, roleplay, geopolitics, events, and conflicts.
Custom World	Explore a completely custom map with new biomes, landmarks, and oceans.
Custom Plugins	Unique plugins including lockpicking, war system, medieval weapons, and more.
Movecraft	Create movable ships for trade or naval combat, from small boats to Man o’ Wars.
Brewing	Experiment with creating custom brews and discover new recipes.
Custom Mobs and Animals	Encounter custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, and more.
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes	Explore custom nether biomes and encounter unique nether mobs like Gargoyles and Hell Hounds.

FAQs for Alathra Minecraft Server

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the IP play.alathramc.com

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be found at https://discord.gg/wsNNA8bH

Q: Can I start my own town or city on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns and cities with friends or join existing ones.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Alathra has its own team of developers creating unique plugins for the server.

Q: What is the lore and roleplay aspect of the server?

A: Players can create captivating lore, roleplay their characters, and engage in geopolitical events and conflicts.

Despera’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just witness the legendary Despera, a mythical creature that roams the land causing chaos and mayhem. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Despera, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the day and earns the title of Despera Slayer!

Sumire’s Minecraft SMP Love Live! School Idol Festival General – /llsifg/ #3763

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! The most lit Minecraft SMP out there where you can vibe with Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club fans and experience the ultimate idol experience like never before!

Join us for our Autumn gacha event where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even summon your favorite Nijigasaki idol to join your squad. And don’t miss out on the TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch happening on April 24th – it’s gonna be a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Explore Mira-Cra Park, where you can ride roller coasters, play mini-games, and even attend virtual idol concerts. And rumor has it that the 3rd Single releases on October 2nd will blow your mind!

Superstar S3 is also airing soon, so get ready for some drama, catchy OP and ED singles, and insert songs that will make you dance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t forget about the Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie – it’s a must-watch for all Love Live! fans!

Join us now for the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate idol master in the game. See you there, idol enthusiasts!

HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More

final straw, GOD, Holycraft, leaving religion, People who left their religion, questioning faith, religious beliefs, religious community, religious control, religious disillusionment, religious dogma, religious doubts, religious fear, religious freedom, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious indoctrination, religious oppression, religious practices, religious trauma, religious upbringing, smp, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of being limited by the rules of your religion? Do you want to break free and live life on your own terms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your rebellious side!

Join us and leave behind the constraints of your former religion as you embark on a wild and crazy adventure in our virtual world. Build towering temples to your newfound freedom, or create shrines to the almighty block – the choice is yours!

But beware, for the mobs in our world are not your average creatures. Rumor has it that the creepers are actually ex-priests seeking revenge on those who have abandoned their faith. Will you be able to survive their explosive wrath?

So come on, join us on this insane journey of self-discovery and liberation. Who needs religion when you have Minecraft? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!

NoobBuilderPro

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6790	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

HezboomboomMC

airstrike, Beirut, Combat Mission, command center, CounterTerrorism, defense strategy, hezbollah, HezboomboomMC, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant group, military intelligence, military operation, national security, precise strike, precision bombing, regional tensions, security threat, targeted attack

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest battles and wildest destruction u ever seen! we just did a precise strike on a hezbollah command center in beirut, can u believe it? join now and be part of the action, blow stuff up and have a blast! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and excitement, then maybe u should stay away. but if u like adrenaline and mayhem, come join us now!

Gut Bacteria Quest

animal models, Bacteria, balance, Endocrine System, growth problems, Gut, gut bacteria, health, hormonal imbalance, hormones, hypopituitarism, immune system, infertility, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, Quest, research, scientific findings, stress responses, study, Symptoms

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how ur gut bacteria can, like, totally mess with ur hormones and stuff? well, on this server, we have like, magical gut bacteria that can make u grow super tall or like, make u infertile or something. it’s like, a whole new level of gameplay, man. u gotta join to see what crazy things ur gut bacteria can do to u in the game. trust me, it’s gonna be wild. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of wacky adventures we can have with our gut bacteria in Minecraft!

The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Progression	Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
World	Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
Quests	Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
Night Perils	New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
Community	Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

5. How can I get involved in the community events?

Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!