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NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

Just buy an oled, bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5976	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that make your eyes hurt with their outdated graphics? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like playing on an OLED TV for your eyeballs! Join us for a visually stunning experience that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves in a pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that only our server can provide. Just buy an OLED, bro, and get ready for the ride of your life!

Indy Jones Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is basically the Indiana Jones FPS of the Minecraft world, except it happened 11 years before it actually did.

Join us for epic adventures filled with treasure hunting, ancient ruins, and heart-pounding action. You’ll feel like a true explorer as you navigate through dangerous caves, dodge booby traps, and outsmart rival players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who will guide you on your quest and provide invaluable wisdom (and hilarious one-liners).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just watch out for that boulder… it’s a doozy.

Narcissistic Carousel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of falling for the same old narcissistic carousel in your love life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

We have a thriving community of players who are just as fed up with cluster B foids as you are. No more getting caught up in weird hunches or awkward text messages – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, who needs validation and attention from real people when you can get all the love and support you need from your virtual friends on our server? Join us today and leave those toxic relationships in the dust – because let’s be real, building a castle with your buddies is way more fulfilling than dealing with relationship drama.

Crafty Calculus Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	769983
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve cracked the code to creating the ultimate player experience! Join us and witness the epic showdown of Chuds vs. Latinx vs. Turks vs. Finns vs. Russians in a battle for dominance like you’ve never seen before! Will you be the one to unite all these diverse groups and create the most epic alliance in Minecraft history? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Comic Book General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a horde of dancing chickens wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. The chickens are having a party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off and trust us, those chickens have some serious moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to go to great lengths to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you can find the Diamond Pig and give it a high-five, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of your days. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with dancing chickens, Diamond Pigs, and who knows what else. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty PoE Gamers Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than the Trialmaster in Path of Exile? Look no further! Join our server for two weeks of Twitch Drops, where you can win epic loot like never before. And if that’s not enough, we have a special PoE 2 section where you can experience the game before anyone else!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the Patch Notes are a mystery. You’ll have to uncover the secrets of PoE 2 on your own. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Challenge Rewards and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Settlers.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join a server that’s more chaotic than a global chat full of hall monitor troons. Hurry and join now before the Trialmaster fixes himself and ruins all the fun!

Crying About Now Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness aewtists crying over the beauty of our pixelated landscapes. Our server is so stunning that it brings tears to the eyes of even the most hardened Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe with unbreakable enchantments? We’ve got it! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples to take on the Ender Dragon? We’ve got those too!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing competition. That’s right, we ride llamas through obstacle courses and the winner gets a chest full of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next aewtist to shed tears of joy over our epic creations!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	119	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	7

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Rage Against Islamic Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, Defense, Diplomacy, international relations, Islamic, Islamic outrage, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Peace, perseverance, Politics, RAGE, Religion, resilience, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strength, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Mines Excavated:	1206	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb! Literally, we have so many explosions happening all the time that you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a TNT-fueled war zone.

But don’t worry, because despite all the rage, Israel still prevails against Islamic outrage on our server. Our players are like modern-day knights, fighting for their virtual homeland and defending it against all odds.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in epic PvP battles, building your own fortress to protect yourself from enemy raids, and maybe even forming alliances with other players to conquer the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what you believe in, even if it’s just in a pixelated world. Let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade led by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. As you follow the parade, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of flying pigs swoop in and start raining down diamonds on everyone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a benevolent ruler who rewards players with unlimited potatoes for their bravery and potato-related puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.