assg – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

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GoosebumpGhast

bone-chilling, chilling, creature design, creepy, dark fantasy, fear, GoosebumpGhast, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, horror fiction, imagination, Monster, Mythical, Nightmare, Phobia, scary creature, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Supernatural, Terrifying

Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are so terrifyingly realistic that you’ll be sleeping with the lights on for weeks! We’re talking about zombies with glowing red eyes, skeletons that shoot flaming arrows, and creepers that explode into a million pieces of TNT. But don’t worry, we also have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Join our server if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every corner could be your last!

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Bohdana’s Danish Boomtown

artillery systems, artillery weapons, Bohdana howitzers, Bohdanas, BoomTown, Danish, defense partnership, defense procurement, denmark, european defense, International cooperation, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military modernization, military strength, military support, military technology, military upgrade, Ukraine-Denmark relations, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian military

come join our minecraft server and experience the chaos of 18 Bohdana howitzers raining down on your enemies, all thanks to our generous friends in Denmark! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions. who needs swords and bows when you have massive artillery at your disposal? join now and show off your strategic skills as you dominate the battlefield like never before!

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Love Block Adventures

Adventures, aging couples, Agreement, BLOCK, Communication, discrepancy, emotional connection, frequent sexual activity, Happiness, Intimacy, long-term commitment, long-term relationships, love, marital quality, marital satisfaction, older couples, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sexual compatibility, sexual expression, sexual frequency, sexual satisfaction, Spouses

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

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GamerSphere

Economy, gaming multiplayer survival towny relaxation moderation grief protection plugins McMMO Harbor community fun adventure exploration building PVP economy crafting mobs quests, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Discover your new Minecraft home GamerSphere is a crossplay Towny survival server designed with relaxation in mind. Our server includes active moderation, grief protection, game-enhancing plugins such as McMMO and Harbor.

mc.gamersphere.net

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PixelCUP

activities, Cobblestone, Community, Creative, Curseforge, Discord, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, INTERESTING, Minecraft, modpacks, modrinth, multiplayer, Not P2W, PixelCUP, Server, Simple, Survival, Vanilla

PixelCUP ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏʙʙʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇѕ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ѕᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇѕᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛɪᴇѕ. – ᴏᴜʀ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘ2ᴡ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜѕᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ.

ModPacks Links https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelcup https://modrinth.com/modpack/pixelcup

Discord Server https://discord.gg/RT8qTvgDCc

mc.pixelcup.xyz

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Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

Competition, Datapack, Discord, Drama, Experience, Gapple, Minecraft, multiplayer, Points, Prizes, PvE, rules, Server, Side, Skeletons, spawn ship, Spiders, Survival, TEAM, top scoring players, ultra hardcore, ultrahardcore, Vanilla, WEEKLY, zombies

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 268 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Server	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Scoring includes +1 per minute you stay alive and +1 per experience point earned.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

Ultra-Hardcore mining is a style of gameplay in Minecraft where players have only one life and cannot regenerate health naturally. It adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

If you die on the server, you have the chance to earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

What are the server rules?

Players are expected to play fair and friendly. The use of client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various modifications to the game, such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies themselves, enhanced skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but there are no teams. It is a Free-For-All environment where players can engage in PvP if they choose.

Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, console, dragon force, Epic battles, Fancy, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Let’s Play, Minecraft, niggas, Nostalgia, playthrough, retro gaming, role-playing game, RPG, saturn, sega, Server, Shining Force 3, strategy, Tactics, video games

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

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Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

ASS DRUK ass druk Ass Druk druk ass ASS Druk, BOOTY, bounce, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HeightBoost Minecraft Server

body image, bullying, family dynamics, Fatherhood, growth spurt, height inserts, HeightBoost, Insecurity, middle school, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, social acceptance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!

We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

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