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OP Listen Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Star Shards Collected:	68
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden village populated by friendly villagers who were all experts in trading rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!

CraftyPants Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Challenging, classic, CraftyPants, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, demon world, devil may cry, DMC2, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hack and Slash, madness, Minecraft, Play, PlayStation, ps2, Pst, Sequel, stylish combat, super fun, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Want a castle made of rainbow blocks? They can make it happen!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and earn special rewards. Just make sure you know the secret password to get in!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The owner of the server is rumored to be a time traveler who can warp players to different dimensions within the game. Want to explore a world made entirely of cheese? He can take you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the madness takes you!

Villager Drama

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the once most heralded RPG of all time! Move over FF6 and Chrono Trigger, because this server is where the real action is at.

Join us now and experience a world so epic, it’s been completely forgotten by everyone else. That’s right, we’re so underground, we don’t even have threads from people asking for remakes.

But don’t let that deter you, because on this server, you’ll embark on quests more thrilling than any other RPG out there. Build castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, mine for diamonds deeper than the Mariana Trench, and battle creepers fiercer than a mama bear protecting her cubs.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of something so legendary, it’s practically nonexistent in the gaming world. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

#youtube, comedy, Craft, Crafty, digital age, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, lolz, Meme culture, memes, objective reality, observational humor, Popular, relatable, satire, social commentary, social media, trending, Video, viral content

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	951743
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8820
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

body positivity, compliments, Confidence, done, empowerment, exhausted, FITNESS, growth, health, LazyCraft, motivation, physique, progress, Season, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, selfimprovement, strength, tired, wellness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	194
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

CraftyMangaFantasy

Adventure, better, Characters, CraftyMangaFantasy, Creatures, FANTASY, Favorite, genre, list, Magic, Manga, name.., Plot, Popular, Ranking, Read, Recommendation, series, storytelling, Top, world-building

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	5378
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

Birth, birth control, Catholic, catholic church, Catholic teachings, catholicism, Confessions, Contraception, contraception debate, control, controversial, Crafting, Edition, Ethics, Family Planning, Girls, morality, Religion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, sexual education, sexual health, social norms, taboo, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	957	Crops Grown:	1411

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

America, Bliss, blocky, China, ChinAmericaCraft, chinese culture, Chinese superpower, Chinese-American relations, Cultural differences, discrimination, east, global power shift, Hate Speech, international relations, meets, nationalism, offensive language, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, superiority complex, US-China relations, West, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	609256
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

chilling vibes, comfort, comfortable seating, comfy chair, cozy furniture, eerie atmosphere, Furniture, ghostly whispers, haunted chair, Home decor, interior design, Kel’s chair, McVoidface, mysterious voices, Relaxation, Server, Silence, singing, solitude, supernatural presence, VOICES, voices of the void, Void, Voidy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!