asseylum – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Welcome to the Minecraft SMP 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our wacky adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this Christmas Edition of our server, we’ve got Pokemon running amok, trainers causing mischief, and a whole lot of holiday cheer (and chaos) to go around. Want to catch ’em all? Want to battle it out with other trainers? Want to engage in some questionable activities with your favorite Pokemon? Hey, we don’t judge, just have fun!

But beware, there are some wild threads out there – from straight to gay pokephilia discussions, to porn dumps that will make your head spin. So if you’re easily offended, maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness and have a good time, then come on in!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Pokemon (or trainer) along the way. Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and maybe a little bit of chaos!

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EngageCraft Minecraft Server

confronting parents, confusion, cultural norms, Different Religion, Difficult, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, EXCITEMENT, Family Back Home, Family Perception, Fiance, hurtful actions, Marriage Announcement, Minecraft, moment, monetary compensation, Non-academic Awards, overreaction, partner, relationship, Reshaping Narrative, Safe Career Option, Server, social media, south-asian household, Upset

Are you tired of your parents constantly trying to control your life and manipulate your decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family expectations? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world free from the shackles of cultural norms!

On our server, you can create your own engagement announcements without fear of your parents hijacking the narrative. No more awkward conversations with family members back home trying to explain why you’re not actually married yet. And forget about accepting guilt money as a way to smooth things over – on our server, you earn your own diamonds and emeralds through hard work and dedication!

Join us and build the house of your dreams with your fiancé, without any interference from meddling parents. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you don’t need anyone’s approval to live your best virtual life. Plus, we have a secret underground society of rebellious players who have all escaped their own family drama – you’ll fit right in!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always wanted – no parental approval required!

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CraftyCashGrabbers

AITAH, controversial background, CraftyCashGrabbers, crime family, family money, family ties, financial support, fresh start, google search, hidden identity, ill-gotten funds, moral dilemma, ORPHANED, personal history, private education, privileged, real name, Secret Past, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

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FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

Bonding, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood memories, Differences, family dynamics, friend’s house, FriendHouseGloUp, Fun activities, games, growing up, house rules, long lasting friendships, Meals, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, sleepovers, smp, special moments, Traditions, unique experiences

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!

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CraftySingles

Autonomy, Avoiding drama, Bad past relationships, building a strong foundation, Choice, Contentment with oneself., CraftySingles, empowerment, Enjoying alone time, fear of commitment, focus on career, Focus on personal goals, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Peace of mind, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-care, self-sufficiency, Single life

Are you tired of all the drama and heartache that comes with relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and kiss goodbye to all those pesky romantic entanglements. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about dating!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens. But fear not, because our server has a special feature that resurrects you as a zombie with superpowers! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you wreak havoc on the unsuspecting villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to grant wishes to anyone brave enough to defeat him. So if you’re looking for a reason to stay single, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

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RiotCraft: Lighter Sentences

ajax, Amsterdam court, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam riots, court case, criminal behavior, criminal justice, european football, fan violence, Football hooligans, football match, guilty verdict, hooliganism, law enforcement, Legal System, LIGHTER, Maccabi Tel Aviv, prosecutor recommendations, Public Safety, RIOTCRAFT, sentences, sentencing, sports violence

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where chaos rules and anything goes, ya know? It’s like the Wild West but with blocks and creepers, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziest shenanigans ever!

We got players causing riots like they’re in Amsterdam after a football match, except instead of getting in trouble with the law, they’re just building giant pixel art statues of their favorite players. It’s wild, dude!

And get this, the sentences for causing chaos on our server are way lighter than what the prosecutors recommend. Like, if you blow up someone’s house, you just gotta plant some flowers as a way of saying sorry. It’s all about forgiveness and fun, man!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and be as crazy as you want, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the digital world. It’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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GRCrazyCraft

Community, dedicated owner, Fun, GRCrazyCraft, Greek Minecraft Server, Mini Games, new players, Parkour, PvP, seasoned veterans, Survival, Vanilla, YouTuber

A server where survival skills are honed, mini-games provide a burst of excitement, parkour challenges test your agility, and vanilla gameplay offers a classic experience. But that’s not all – you’ve got a dedicated owner who’s a YouTuber, adding an extra layer of personality and community to the mix. This server is a place for everyone, from seasoned veterans to new players, to come together and have fun!

(Coming soon) Greek Minecraft Server

grcrazycraft.godlike.club:26020

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Sky Drone Kingdom 1.20

aerial surveillance, civil liberties, drone, drone control, drone flights, drone monitoring, drone operations, drone policy, drone regulations, drone technology, Drones, Government, invasion of privacy, Kingdom, Military, national security, privacy, SECURITY, SKY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned aerial vehicles, US

Lol, forget the drones, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky drones spying on you!

We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that will make you forget all about those flying robots.

Join us now and escape the surveillance state by diving into a blocky paradise of endless possibilities!

Don’t worry about the drones, worry about how you’re going to survive the creeper attacks and zombie invasions on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and leave those drones in the dust as you craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content!

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The SMP Minecraft Tony Khan

accusations, aew, billionaire, Business, CEO, Competition, controversy, criticism, Drama, Entertainment, grudges, insults, Khan, Minecraft, ppv, professional wrestling, Rivalry, smp, super talent showdown, Tony, TONY KHAN, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, constant insults, and drama that rivals a WWE showdown! Tony Khan is our honorary member, and he’s always stirring up trouble with his outlandish ideas and feuds. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on this server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll never be boring! Join now if you dare to enter the world of madness and mayhem!

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SpycraftMC Server

court case, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage charges, espionage laws, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, intelligence, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, political tensions, Prison, russia, SECURITY, sentencing, Server, SpycraftMC, US citizen

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building a sick castle and taming some wolves, when BAM! you get arrested by the russian government for espionage. like, what even is that?

join our server and experience the thrill of being falsely accused of being a spy by a foreign country. build your own jail cell and try to escape before you get sentenced to 15 years in prison.

but wait, there’s more! you can also team up with other players to start a secret spy agency and gather intel on your enemies. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a plot to take over the world with diamond swords and creepers.

so come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft espionage experience. just watch out for those pesky russian spies, they’re everywhere!

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