Assets MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

AmazonDamage, climate compensation, assets, Server, Rancher

come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

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MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP

Trading, bitcoin cash, BANKRUPTCY, long term, digital assets

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!

Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.

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TickrCraft Minecraft Server

Trading, equity, finance, Company, ticker

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the magic of flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, a secret underground base where the password is constantly changing to “PWIF”, and a never-ending supply of diamond pickaxes that are actually made out of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret recipe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out on flying llamas armed with laser beams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken for 24 hours.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure insanity!

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LewdCraft Minecraft Server

OpenVR Advanced Settings, tierlist, Tech, Race War, ComboGestureExpressions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

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RussianRichDaughtersNoCanadaBan

global politics, refusal, family wealth, government decision, RussianRichDaughtersNoCanadaBan

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server, and it’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole other world, man.

so get this, there’s these daughters of a russian tycoon, right? they’re worth, like, $18 billion or something insane like that. and they’re all like, “we want off canada’s sanctions list, yo.” but then the minister is all like, “nah, fam, you gotta stay on the list.” can you believe that drama?

but anyways, back to the minecraft server. you gotta join, man. there’s so much cool stuff happening, like, you can build your own castle and fight dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro. plus, the community is so chill, everyone is just vibing and having a good time.

so yeah, if you wanna escape from all the real world drama and just have a blast in a virtual world, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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ArabCraft: Minecraft Server

Seize, Server, Minecraft, Investments, threat

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can make saudi arabia back off? well, our server is so lit that even saudi arabia was like “yo, we gonna sell off europe’s bonds if u mess with us.” like, who knew playing minecraft could have such power, right? join our server and become a virtual powerhouse that even countries fear. plus, we have diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons. so what u waiting for? join now and show saudi arabia who’s boss in the virtual world!

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OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

MONEY, dividends, billionaires, Investments, russia

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

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CashCraft Minecraft Server

cryptocurrency, CashCraft, money management, Minecraft, growth potential

Are you tired of boring investments that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $10,000 into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena. On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride dragons into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds and diamonds like ripe fruit. And if you’re feeling lucky, take a spin on our Wheel of Fortune for a chance to win even more virtual riches.

So why waste your money on boring investments when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, legal action, Financial Misconduct, Ethics, Vatican

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

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ModelRipFree Minecraft Server

3d modeling, originality, virtual world, Protection, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise that nobody will ever rip models from this game! Why would they when we have our very own team of highly trained llamas who create all the pixelated wonders you see before you. Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds (fake diamonds, of course). So come on down to our server and experience the magic of llamas like never before!

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