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Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

assets, Real Ejaculate, ComboGestureExpressions, Anime models, Events

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

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BlockyLawFamDrama

Graduation, doubt, law school, financial help, BlockyLawFamDrama

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire and not have to worry about your drug-addict brother mooching off your wealthy parents? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can graduate from law school without any family drama!

On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!

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Funds4MinecraftSMP

Business, Revenue, advertising, Funds4MinecraftSMP, stock market

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

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FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

assets, military aid, Minecraft, Czech, Ukraine

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FrozenRublesMC

illegal transactions, Russian oligarch, international sanctions, political corruption, financial crime

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

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SwissTaxCraft

switzerland, super rich, assets, Tax, Proposal

join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

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NoWifeTaxCraft

separate account, earnings, RESPONSIBILITY, business partners, Business

Are you tired of dealing with a wife who can’t make up her mind? Join our Minecraft server where you can make all the decisions and keep all the profits for yourself! No more nagging spouses trying to claim what’s rightfully yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your success.

Imagine a world where you can alter your will to leave everything to your virtual business partners instead of your ungrateful wife. She’ll be livid, but hey, it’s your Minecraft world and you make the rules!

So come join us on our server where you can escape the drama of real life and live out your wildest fantasies of business success without any pesky spouses trying to get in the way. It’s time to take control and show everyone who’s boss – all while having a laugh and enjoying some epic Minecraft gameplay.

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Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

Communication, joint checking account, relationship, elective share, investment portfolio

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

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GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

GOLD, scandal, Economy, Mystery, Destination

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

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InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

stepdad, Stepsibling, life insurance, roth ira, bonds

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

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