On our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual billionaire and live out all your wildest dreams! Want to build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride around on a golden horse while being showered with emeralds? Easy peasy. But the best part? Only billionaires on our server have access to the secret underground club where all the coolest mobs hang out. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve partied with a group of zombie pigmen and creepers. Join now and start living the high life – literally!
BillionaireCraft
Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!BlockyInheritance
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! 🏠💰🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱
💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀
💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰
👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻
🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠
Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we are like putin but in the virtual world, we will not let anyone steal our diamonds or our land! we will punish all those who try to take what is rightfully ours, just like putin punishing the west for their theft of russia’s assets. come join us and be part of the most badass server in all of minecraft, where we take no prisoners and protect what is ours at all costs. plus, we have epic pvp battles and insane builds that will blow your mind. join now or face the wrath of putin!Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnowUkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition
haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?
With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
KidlessCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!