Assets MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SibWillDramaCraft

relationships, living will, negative interactions, Inheritance, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as cutting your siblings out of your will? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama and focus on building epic creations.

Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind! Our server is like a virtual sanctuary where you can build, explore, and connect with other players without worrying about your siblings trying to steal your diamonds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and claim their lost treasures?

So come join us on our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone accidentally blows up your epic castle with TNT. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your siblings’ passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving dinner.

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WackyWarehouseMC

Management, Decision making, warehouse, Space, real estate

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

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Rich Minecraft SMP Player

affluent, well-to-do, well off, player, opulence

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

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The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

agents, justifications, Purge, wretches, DARK AGE

Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Junk in the trunk, caboose, gluteus maximus, derrière, behind

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

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Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

wealth, housing crisis, economic indicators, housing market, assets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

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Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

long-term investment., renovation, equity, Minecraft, Investor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

Legacy, inherit, Support, Trust, disagreement

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

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DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

Loot, Remarried, DivorceCraft, retirement plan, marriage agreement

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

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Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

Huge Tits, skinny, assets, Server, body shaming

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

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