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UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Votes:	7924	Magic Crystals Found:	21

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!

EuroCraft: From Russia with Love

1.5 billion euros, asset freeze, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, EuroCraft, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen Russian assets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, love, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions relief, Transfers, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mines Excavated:	3592
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta grind for diamonds and stuff? well, on our server, u don’t gotta grind for nothin’ cuz we got a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds hidden in the spawn area! and get this, every time u find a diamond, a baby panda spawns in real life and does a little dance for u! how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re like the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever! u gotta join just to witness their epic dance moves, trust me.

also, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a dream come true, man. so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

bank issue, boundary fence, fence payment, financial demand, financial disagreement, financial trouble, house separation, Minecraft, NeighborlyCraft, neighbour agreement, neighbour boundary, neighbour communication, neighbour conflict, neighbour conflict resolution, neighbour dispute, neighbour dispute resolution, neighbour negotiation, neighbour payment, neighbour relationship, new neighbour, property boundary, Repayment, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary bank fees! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual neighbors over outrageous sums of money for fence separation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to cover half of the cost and let you repay them later in diamonds. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual real estate disputes – join our server now and start building your dream house while navigating the treacherous waters of imaginary bank fees!

MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft

Bonding, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, control, Decision making, family, in-laws, mental health, MIL, MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft, mother-in-law, no contact, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, validation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyHeartbreak, breakup recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

NoSexCraft – $2000ADay

2000ADay, AMBITION, career goals, Celibacy, determination, earn money, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, goal-setting, life choices, lifestyle choices, NoSexCraft, personal values, professional development, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, success mindset, wealth building, work ethic

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	106
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8195	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

HackCraft Minecraft Server

computer security, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber intrusion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, government security, HackCraft, HACKING, infiltrate, Information Security, microsoft account, Minecraft, national security, Russian hackers, Server, Veterans Affairs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast!

MapleCraft: Secret Ops

#classified information, #covert operations, Canada, Chinese, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, MapleCraft, Mapping, national security, Ops, police operations, secret, Surveillance, undercover operations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh!

HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun

adult preclinical models, animal models, auditory function, deafness treatment, edit, Fun, Gene, gene correction, gene editing, Gene therapy, genetic deafness, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, genetic mutations, genetic therapy, genome editing, HearCraft, hearing loss, hearing restoration, Medical research, Molecular biology, novel approach, preclinical studies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7369
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server!

Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Anticheat, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Failure, Friendly, HARD, Help, Ip:, KIND, LIMITATIONS, Mature, Mineshafts, Pillager Outposts, ruined portals, rules, Semi Vanilla, şort, Strongholds, Structures, superflat world, SuperSized, Survival, trial chambers, utility mods, Vanilla, Version, Villages

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	136	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Version	1.20.4
Overview	A survival Superflat server with no rules or limitations
Features	– Villages– Strongholds– Pillager outposts– Mineshafts– Ruined Portals– Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the concept of this server?	The server explores survival gameplay in a Superflat world with no rules or limitations.
How many players have joined the server?	Over 4000 players have joined the server since its launch in March 2022.
Are there any gameplay rules on the server?	The server has no gameplay rules except for restrictions on extreme movement hacks.
What structures are available in the Superflat world?	Structures such as Villages, Strongholds, Pillager outposts, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, and Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) are available.
Where can I get more help as a new player?	You can join the community discord where members are friendly and willing to help new players.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

bizarre encounters, bizarre hookups, eccentric sex, kinky adventures, kinky encounters, Minecraft, odd bedroom activities, odd sexual encounters, offbeat experiences, outlandish intimacy, peculiar partners, peculiar relationships, PixelPleasure, quirky intimacy, Server, strange fetishes, strange relationships, unconventional encounters, unconventional sex, unique encounters, unusual experiences, unusual intimacy, weird sex

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3257	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to have the weirdest sexual experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

LinkCraft Minecraft Server

Blockchain, chainlink, contributions, Crypto, crypto community, decentralized oracles, Défi, future bright, Gaming, google cloud, insults, leader, Link, LinkCraft, long term potential, Minecraft, offensive term, Partnerships, real-world data, serious investors, Server, smart contracts, supply chain management, Swift

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	New Chunks Explored:	288909
Love Letters Sent:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of being called the “cuckold of crypto”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the disrespect! Our server is like a Chainlink partnership with Google Cloud – revolutionary and full of potential.

When you join our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by fellow LINK holders who understand the true value of Chainlink. No more being insulted by your wife’s boyfriend or anyone else – on our server, you’ll be respected for your crypto knowledge and investment savvy.

Imagine a world where you can build your own decentralized oracle in Minecraft, connecting smart contracts with real-world data in a virtual landscape. It’s like DeFi meets gaming meets supply chain management – all in one epic server experience.

So come join us and say goodbye to the “cuckolds of crypto” label. Embrace the bright future of Chainlink and celebrate its contributions with like-minded players. The only insult you’ll find here is how much fun you’re having!