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  • BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

    BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

    Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

    And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

    BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

    ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!

    Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.

    And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

    CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

    CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!

    5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.

    Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to riches and glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

    Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

    Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

    Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CashCraft Minecraft Server – Multiply Your Wealth!

    CashCraft Minecraft Server – Multiply Your Wealth!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server and watch your virtual coins multiply faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our virtual economy is so wild, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of giant chickens. Can you find it and claim your riches?

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to become the richest player on the server! Who needs real-life money when you can make virtual bank in our insane Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Mythria.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    play.axolotlsmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP