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Crafty LOLz: Pick & Prank!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8517	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3544	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than our server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens armed with explosive eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Crafty Banter

analyze, Assess, banter, brainstorm, CONSIDER, Contemplate, Crafty, debate, Deliberate, evaluate, meditate, Mull over, Muse, opinion, Ponder, question.., REFLECT, Ruminate, speculate, think.., Wonder

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchantments Applied:	68
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	2341	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BFFs in Blocks

Best Friend, BFF’s, blocks, Companionship, Connection, Differences, emotional bond, friendship, friendship advice, Friendship Dynamics, friendship quotes, good friend, introspection, loyalty, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, why not make a new best friend on this epic minecraft server? we got all the goodies to make your gaming experience the best ever. imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of wild chickens start attacking you. but don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those chickens and ride them into battle against evil mobs.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

join us now and become part of the wackiest, most hilarious minecraft community out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig that can fly. yes, you heard me right. a flying pig. what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

BugLove: The Climate Crisis Edition

adaptations, Biodiversity, BugLove, climate, climate change, climate crisis, colors, Crisis, ecosystem, Edition, entomology, Environment, Evolution, global heating, Impact, insects, mating, Reproduction, research, scientists, sex lives, species, Struggling, study

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7469	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, liek, u kno how climate change is, liek, messing with everything? well, turns out it’s even, liek, messing with insects’ love lives, bro. like, they can’t even, liek, find a mate anymore cuz of global heating and stuff.

but, liek, fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on this server, we got insects of all shapes, sizes, and colours, ready to mingle and, liek, get their freak on. u wanna see a neon pink beetle try to seduce a blue butterfly? we gotchu covered, fam.

join our server and witness the wildest insect love stories unfold before your very eyes. who needs reality TV when u got bugs getting it on in Minecraft? trust me, u won’t regret it. come for the bugs, stay for the drama. let’s get this insect party started, y’all! 🐞🦋💕 #BugLoveForever

JeetsHateCraft Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, Division, extremism, hate, internet culture, jeets, JeetsHateCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online forums, POL, political agendas, Propaganda, psy op, racism, radicalization, Server, slant eyed neighbors, social media, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and questionable alliances.

Ever wonder how /Pol/ managed to convince everyone to hate Jeets in record time? Well, on this server, they’ve taken their psy-op skills to a whole new level. You’ll be amazed at the lengths they’ll go to in order to stir up drama and chaos.

But that’s not all – our players have also formed alliances with their “slant eyed neighbors” in an attempt to overthrow the powers that be. Will they succeed? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe a few blocks too)!

MintCraft Server – Fantôme Fun!

Fantôme, Fourthwall, Fun, general, Maid Edition, Matara, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Mint & Matara Podcast, Mint Fantôme, Mintcraft, Music, music videos, nu metal, Podcast, Previous thread, Server, Shop, social media, Summer Special, twitter, twitter widget, youtube channel, youtube videos

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Nu Metal Maid Edition server waiting for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Our server is run by Mint Fantome, the ultimate Minecraft guru who will guide you through the most insane challenges. With her YouTube channel, you can watch her conquer the toughest obstacles and learn all the tips and tricks to become a Minecraft master.

But that’s not all! Join Mint’s Membership for exclusive content and behind-the-scenes access. Follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and join the Mint & Matara Podcast for some side-splitting laughs.

And let’s not forget about the music! Rock out to Mint’s electrifying tunes as you build, mine, and survive in this wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Nu Metal Maid Edition server and let the madness begin!

ExBlockChildSuppLol

Alimony, blended family, child support, child welfare, court ruling, custody, Divorce, ExBlockChildSuppLol, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, legal obligations, Marriage, parental obligations, personal attack, quality of life, religious upbringing, stepkids, support for children, vindictive

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! Just like this wild story of betrayal and heartbreak, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have it torn down by your ex (who is also playing on the server) because they fell in love with someone else! Will you fight for your virtual love or let them live happily ever after with their new Minecraft partner?

With crazy twists and turns like court battles over child support and alimony, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the virtual world and create your own drama-filled Minecraft love story.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of vindictiveness. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

CalmCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, CalmCraft, Communication, Deep Breathing, distraction, emotional regulation, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, horny, Intimacy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, relationships, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	501
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCouplesCraft

advice for singles, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCraft, love, marriage advice, marriage tips, married advice, married couples, married experience, married insights, married life, married perspective, married problems, married wisdom., Partnership, patience, relationships, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	373	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands the struggles of married life? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where all players are married!

Experience the thrill of building a virtual life with your virtual spouse, complete with virtual arguments over who left the virtual toilet seat up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Marriage Counseling Castle, where players can seek advice from wise old villagers who have been married for centuries (literally).

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love and commitment in Minecraft!

DeifCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, Assassination, death unconfirmed, DeifCraft, gaza, Gaza City, Gaza strike, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence report, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Muhammad Deif, ongoing conflict, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, security threat, Server, Targeted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got secret missions like tryin’ to find Muhammad Deif in Gaza! Rumor has it he was targeted in a strike but his death is still unconfirmed, so u gotta help us find him before it’s too late! Join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest adventure ever! Who knows, maybe u’ll even get a special reward for bringin’ him back safe and sound! Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and let’s go on a wild ride together!

BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone

asylum seekers, blockcraft, border control, border security, european migration, european union, finland, Finland-Russia relations, foreign affairs, Government, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, international relations, law, legislation, migrant, migrants, migration policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, russia, SECURITY, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.

and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.

oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

ScreenBreakCraft

“Youth, Behavior, Caring, children, Communication, Digital Detox, emotional issues, family, health benefits, mental health, Mental well-being, parenting, peer interaction, relationships, screen time, ScreenBreakCraft, sociable, Social Skills, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from ur screens and let ur brain breathe like a fish outta water. kids be goin cray cray with their mental health these days, but on our server, they be chillin like a villain.

we got families up in here who be cuttin back on screen time and guess what? their kids be turnin into social butterflies. emotional issues? pshhh, we got u covered. problems talkin to other kids? nah fam, we got u. bein nice and makin friends? oh yeah, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and let ur inner minecraft warrior shine. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. join now and let the fun begin!