Assembleia Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	7310
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6849

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3154	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	2947	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	93
Potions Brewed:	182	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Star Shards Collected:	226	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	69
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8727	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4357	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Farms Harvested:	470	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!