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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	1479
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	110

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	815
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3341	Crops Grown:	4315
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Potions Brewed:	153	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8051
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!