but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.
plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.
so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!
SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!
We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨
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| Server Name | Voxel SMP Roleplay Server |
|---|---|
| Admins | Two admins with 4+ years of experience |
| Player Capacity | Maximum of 20 players |
| Discord | Join the Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there any lag on the server? | No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players. |
| What is the server’s focus? | The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server. |
| How many players can join at a time? | There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server. |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!