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OkiWOWCraft: No Assaults, Just Builds!

misconduct, diplomatic relations, Justice, OkiWOWCraft, sexual assault

hey u, yea u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got crazier shenanigans than the u.s. ambassador to japan expressing regret over alleged sex assaults by military personnel in okinawa! yea, u heard me right!

we got villagers riding pigs like they’re in a rodeo, creepers doing the macarena, and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s all over again! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in a music video!

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we’ve got a secret dungeon where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen! yea, herobrine is real on our server and he’s a total bro, always down for a good time and a prank or two!

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a lava pit party!

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Conquest Craft

Businessman, Strategic, Economy, Towny, Epic

Welcome to Conquest Craft the server where your strategic and creative skills come to life! In this dynamic world, you can create thriving towns, join powerful nations, and build impressive structures. Forge alliances or ignite rivalries as you work together to strengthen your community. But beware, the peace won’t last forever. Gather your allies and prepare for epic wars as you launch assaults on enemy towns and defend your own from invasions. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning businessman, or a fearless warrior, there’s a place for you in Conquest Craft. Join us and carve out your legacy in a land where only the strongest prevail!

mc.conquest-craft.com

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Never-Ending SMP with a touch of vanilla. Don’t forget your invitation! Version 1.20.1

ELYTRA, Invitation, Player/Mob Heads, Chat Name ColorsSilence Mobs, Tweakeroo Friendly

Welcome to Forever SMP Server

Plugin List:

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Plugin
Stackable Shulkers
Tweakeroo Friendly
/co i
Rollbacks
Player & Mob Heads
No Phantoms! Instead Get Membranes From Bats!
Universal Dying
Powder to Glass
Straight to Shapeless
AFK Display

Fabric Mods:

Carpet Mod
Custom paintings and pumpkin head textures.
Simple Voice Chat(Optionl)

Required Mods (Upcoming Update):

The crafter and extra blocks

If you wish to join us and be part of our new budding community, feel free to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Ce7tnq9MxD

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the Forever SMP server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to our IP address or by joining our Discord server for more information.

Q: What mods do you use on the server?

A: We use the same mods that Hermitcraft uses along with fabric mods and some required mods for upcoming updates.

Q: Is voice chat mandatory on the server?

A: Voice chat is optional on the server. You can choose to use it or not.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct on the server?

A: You can report a player by contacting one of our staff members on Discord or through in-game chat.

CraftyPapas

European Broadcasting Union, European Court of Justice, European Free Trade Association, CraftyPapas, travel

Welcome to EuropapaEuropapa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And where did this chicken learn such slick moves, you ask? That’s right, on EuropapaEuropapa! Join us and you too can learn the art of chicken moonwalking.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden loot? Only one way to find out – join EuropapaEuropapa today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join EuropapaEuropapa and let the hilarity ensue!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!

Today, winning 6. achievement, celebration 3. TV show, success, TV champions

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players were faced with a horde of creepers and skeletons attacking their base. But do you know what happened? They fought back with nothing but enchanted diamond pickaxes and won! That’s right, we defeated the mobs and emerged victorious, hence the name “/tvros we won”.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a battle for the ages.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you dare to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on “/tvros we won” for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

seeking advice, anonymous writer, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Secrets

Are you tired of your boring old life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where your wife is actually a creeper in disguise. But don’t worry, she’s a real blast at parties! Literally.

Explore our server and you’ll stumble upon a secret underground club run by a group of dancing skeletons. They may not have any flesh on their bones, but boy can they boogie! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a performance by the Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up with a serious case of the sugar rushes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a villager. It’s all in a day’s work on our crazy, wacky server!

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Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions

CREEPERS, odd, Surprise, unexpected, anomaly

Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even the creepers are afraid to spawn there! Join us on this server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a unicorn made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes…or blow you up, it’s a 50/50 chance.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor.

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few overpowered mods. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, but that’s all part of the fun, right?

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TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

TrickedCraft, Edition, Fun, contract, Tricked

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

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Crafty Copprtfield’s Crappy Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, Crappy, Copprtfields

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Copprtfield is in deep shit! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Copprtfield dug too greedily and too deep, unleashing a horde of angry creepers upon his land. Now, his once beautiful kingdom is in ruins and he needs your help to rebuild and defend against the explosive menace.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored zombies to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on our server and help Copprtfield out of his deep shit situation. Who knows, you might just become the hero of this wacky Minecraft world!

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Radiance server Minecraft

Radiance server, privates, home, Minecraft, Light-Anarchy

Light-Anarchy without privates, without /home

m18.joinserver.ru:25792

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