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Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2084	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	6720
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	78
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1368	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!