come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!
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CraftyAirportFun
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NovaRapeSurvivorCraft
lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of outlaws. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a psychedelic trip but in block form.this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
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BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!
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CraftyCreeperWarz
so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.
so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.
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BaseInvadersMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO US BASE SEX CRIMES, only epic adventures and building! People in Japan are so mad about those crimes, but not on our server! we have a strict no crime policy, unless it’s stealing someone’s diamonds lol.our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up our builds! we have epic events like pig racing and chicken jousting, you won’t find that on any other server. plus, our mods are always online to make sure everyone is having a good time and not causing any drama.
So come join us and escape the real world drama, and let’s build something epic together! oh, and did we mention we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map? only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it. are you up for the challenge?
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MaskedGrieferGazan
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.
So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?
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GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!
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DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown
omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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CraftyMinors Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
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StrangerDangerCraft
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of the real world and enter a land where u can trust EVERYONE. no more worrying about random strangers cuz here, EVERYONE is ur friend.we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant u wishes, and talking chickens that give u advice on life.
come join us and experience a world where u can trust EVERYONE, even the creepers. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🚀🐷🌈