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TurkishYouthMCServer

altercation, arrest, assault, criminal charges, custody, detention, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international incident, investigation, legal consequences, members, Military, national youth organization, security breach, turkish, Turkish national, TurkishYouthMCServer, us marines, violence, youth organization

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Turkish national youth organization tried to join but got wrecked by the US Marines! Like, they thought they could handle the epic battles and crazy adventures, but nah fam, they couldn’t handle the heat! Join us and show them who’s boss in the virtual world, cuz on this server, anything goes! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be part of this madness? Come join the fun and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

> Rapes you in your path – Minecraft SMP

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, counseling, crime, empowerment, healing, Justice, Legal, mental health, Minecraft, Path, Prevention, rape, Rapes, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Animals Bred:	86	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are as deadly as the players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly on edge, as you never know when a creeper will sneak up behind you and “rape” you in your path. But don’t worry, our community is always there to support you and help you rebuild after a surprise attack.

We have a rich lore in our world, where players have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can conquer. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. PvP battles are a common occurrence, and alliances are constantly shifting. You never know who you can trust in this cutthroat world. So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft SMP, come join us and see if you can make a name for yourself among the chaos.

MarineCraft Server: PortTussle

American soldiers, assault, Attack, Defense, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, incident report, international incident, investigation, MarineCraft, Military, military personnel, naval base, Navy, News, Overseas, port visit, PortTussle, Safety concerns, SECURITY, Server, turkey, U.S. Marines

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3723
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even U.S. Marines are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: two badass Marines are chilling in Turkey on a port visit, minding their own business, when suddenly they get attacked. But not by some random enemy, oh no. They get attacked by the sheer awesomeness of our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so epic that even trained military personnel can’t resist joining in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of battling creepers, building epic structures, and maybe even running into a couple of Marines along the way. Trust us, this server is so lit that even the Navy is talking about it. Don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5927	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

assault, beat me to death, Beatdown, Bigotry, blocky, Dangerous, death, discrimination, extremist, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, hate, intolerance, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Server, terf, Trans, Transgender, violence, wish

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1349	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mines Excavated:	2135	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	78739
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Votes:	6507	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

CraftyCreeper500

assault, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, Conflict, CraftyCreeper500, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Loss, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, security forces, soldiers, surprise attack, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

lol u know what’s a major loss? not joining our minecraft server, cuz u miss out on all the fun and craziness! we got so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers.

join us and be part of the epic battles and insane adventures. we once had a player who built a giant chicken army and took over the entire server, it was clucking madness!

don’t be like russia and suffer a major loss, join our minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	163
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1639	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	8267	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	704	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5543
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5179	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!