come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!
SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
BlockBust Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!
Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?
So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!
CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!
one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!
so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!
CraftyRapist Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.
BusStopBrawlMC
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a world where racist girls get their comeuppance! Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the virtual world, building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of racist girls try to attack an Asian woman at a bus stop in Birmingham, UK. But guess what? The woman turns out to be a secret ninja warrior and she totally kicks their butts with her mad skills! It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join the fun and see what other insane adventures await you on this server! Let’s goooooo! 🤣🤣🤣BlenderCraft: Miss Switzerland Edition
join our epic minecraft server where we have a player who survived being pureed in a blender by her husband!!! come see kristina joksimovic in all her blended glory as she builds amazing structures with her blender hands. watch out for her smoothie attacks, they’re deadly! join now for a chance to witness this insane story unfold in the virtual world of minecraft!EagleCraft: Toddler Takedown
So, like, this server is so lit, even golden eagles are getting in on the action! This one time, a young golden eagle straight up attacked a toddler in Norway. Can you believe it? And get this, it was the fourth time it happened! Like, what are the chances, right?Anyway, if you wanna experience that level of excitement and danger, you gotta join this server. Who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? Maybe a unicorn will start a dance party in the spawn area, or a dragon will challenge you to a rap battle. The possibilities are endless, my dude.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky golden eagles, they’re real troublemakers.
JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU
so, like, if u wanna escape the crazy news and drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we promise no hot coffee attacks on babies here, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is so lit that even the foreign national who did that crazy stuff in australia wanted to join, but he had to flee the country cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness. so, like, if u wanna be part of something so epic that criminals are running away, come join us! let’s build and mine and laugh together, cuz ain’t nobody got time for hot coffee attacks here!JavaJoltMC Server
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like hot coffee? do u like babies? well have i got the server for u! join us on our quest to find the man who brutally attacked a baby with hot coffee. yea u heard me right, hot coffee! we are on a global hunt to bring this criminal to justice, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. so come join us, cuz we’re not just playing minecraft, we’re fighting for justice, one block at a time.FrenchMomsRapeHell Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like the daughter of a french man who invited men to rape her mother! it’s a wild ride of chaos and insanity, just like our server! build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on this descent into hell together. who needs a normal minecraft server when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? join now and let’s create some wild stories together!