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DadCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad’s credit score? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life, just like this guy escaped his dad’s financial schemes.
With epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll forget all about family drama and focus on building your dream world. Plus, who needs to worry about paying for cancer treatments when you can be battling zombies and creepers instead?
Join now and leave your real-life problems behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

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BlockyRiotPardonPalooza
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

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WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
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yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge
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So like, u know how Ukraine and Russia are always like, fighting and stuff? Well, on this server, we’re taking it to a whole new level! Join us as we reenact the epic battle of Kursk region, but with a twist – we’re using Minecraft!
Choose your side, either Ukraine or Russia, and fight for control of the Kursk region. Build epic fortresses, gather resources, and launch surprise attacks on your enemies. Will you be able to conquer the region and emerge victorious? Or will you be defeated and forced to retreat in shame?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also added special weapons and vehicles to the game, like tanks and fighter jets. So get ready to unleash chaos and destruction like never before!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and experience the thrill of war in a whole new way! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PixelPranksters
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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, teens are being forced to do some crazy stuff on there, like performing sexual acts on each other! It’s like a whole new level of PvP, but with a twist! And get this, Hamas is supposedly behind it all, like what even?! So if you wanna experience some wild and wacky adventures, come join us on this server and see what all the fuss is about! Just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz things might get a little freaky!

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DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around like crazy! russia is shaking in their boots because our secret factory is pumping out drones like no tomorrow. join us and be part of the most intense air war in minecraft history. who needs russia when you can join us and dominate the skies with our insane drone production. hurry up and join before it’s too late!

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FlameCraftNYC
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t be lit on fire by any crazy individuals! Unlike New York, our server is a safe haven for all players looking to escape real-life chaos and just have a good time building and exploring.
Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!

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BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt
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Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!
one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.
if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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