AssassinsRanked Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

advertising campaign, Boost, brand awareness, business development, Business growth, cars, Competitive advantage, consumer behavior, customer engagement, market analysis, market research, market trends, marketing effectiveness, marketing strategy, PixelPotion, product promotion, revenue increase, Sales, sales performance, sales projections, sales tactics, sell more, target audience, Ultimate

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	2207	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	3996	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	238
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	572774	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	7543
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪