AssassinSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7587	New Chunks Explored:	235615
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Mines Excavated:	4365
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	9926
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the classiest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always down for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that he once built a castle entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Troll, a mischievous player who loves nothing more than causing chaos and blowing things up. Just watch out for him when you’re out exploring, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Schizo Chat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your family time? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no time limits on spending time with your loved ones!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also having the freedom to hang out with your family whenever you want. Our server is so family-friendly, even your boyfriend won’t be able to impose his ridiculous time constraints on you!

Don’t let selfish partners hold you back from enjoying quality time with your family. Join our server now and build epic structures with your loved ones by your side – no time limits, no boundaries, just pure fun and freedom!

NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends

Babysitting, Boundaries, Burnout, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stress, Support, Time management, Understanding, weekends

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1255
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting every weekend by your sister and her husband? Do you want your weekends back to hang out with friends and relax? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed fun and relaxation without the stress of family drama.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting. You can create your own boundaries and enjoy your weekends the way you want to. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the babysitting duties to someone else. Trust us, it’s way more fun here than dealing with your sister’s constant demands. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no family drama allowed!

DisastrousDaveMC SMP

Adversity, Challenges, coping, difficult times, DisastrousDaveMC, emotional, healing, Impact, introspection, Life, Memories, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, strength, Trauma, worst day

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8130
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Towns Built:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild pigs start chasing you, demanding to be fed cake or they’ll blow up your house! Or how about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats? Trust us, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “build a giant toilet out of diamonds”? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable SMP around. Join us today and let the madness begin!

YTChannelCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	704	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Forget YouTube, our Minecraft server is where all the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So ditch the boring videos and come play with us for some unforgettable adventures!

EU Border Beef Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build borders stronger than Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland combined! we need YOU to help us protect our land from creepers and zombies trying to invade.

we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.

join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!

HezbollahHavocCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the intense battles between israel and lebanon! fight as either israel or hezbollah and show off your pvp skills in a virtual warzone!

with custom weapons and armor, you can blast your enemies to bits or sneakily take them out from afar. join forces with your friends and dominate the battlefield, just like in real life (but without all the actual danger)!

plus, we have special events where you can reenact the assassination of hezbollah’s leader and see if you can escape the wrath of their followers. it’s a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and plenty of chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy minecraft world!

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Emeralds Found:	3326	Undead Armies Raised:	5

join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!