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ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	4388
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Crops Grown:	2682
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!

PixelPickleCraft

Confidence, DATING, dating challenges, dating culture, emotional well being, gender dynamics, Loneliness, love life, mental health, personal growth, PixelPickleCraft, rejection, relationships, romantic struggles, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Single life, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being single again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting for their blocky prince charming to come sweep them off their square feet.

Join our server and experience a love life like never before! You’ll be crafting diamond rings, building heart-shaped houses, and going on romantic adventures with your virtual bae. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never break up with you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our server where love is just a /tp away! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find true love in the world of blocks and mobs!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Blocks Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, another chance, blocks, Crafty, Deserves, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Edition, Evolution, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Super Saiyan Blue, Transformations, Vegeta

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9768	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to give evolution another chance!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where dinosaurs roam the lands and aliens invade from outer space. Build your own time machine and travel back to the prehistoric era to tame a T-Rex as your loyal steed, or blast off into space to battle intergalactic beings with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “mutation” plugin that allows you to combine different mobs to create your own unique creatures. Ever wanted a flying pig with laser eyes? Now’s your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s give evolution the second chance it deserves!

Pixelated Paparazzi: Where Creepers Snap the Best Shots!

accidental nudity, awkward moment, camera roll mishap, camera roll surprise, CREEPERS, digital mishap, digital slip-up, embarrassing photos, inappropriate content, online embarrassment, paparazzi, photo blunder, photo faux pas, photo gaffe, pixelated, privacy breach, privacy violation, shots, Snap, social media mishap, social media slip-up, unaware nudes, unexpected discovery, unexpected exposure, unintentional nudity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret feature that no other server has – a hidden camera roll full of accidental nudes! That’s right, while you’re busy building your dream castle, you might just stumble upon some scandalous photos that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows what you’ll find in our camera roll next!

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

addicted, addiction, Beverage, Caffeine, carbonated, Coca Cola, cocacola, Consumption, cravings, Creepercraft, culture, fizzy drink, Global, guilty pleasure, Habit, indulgence, Lifestyle, Popular, question.., refreshment, Soda, soft drink, Sugar, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

#english speaking, Bilingual, communication skills, Crafty, English, Fluency, japanese, Japanese culture, JP vtubers, language abilities, language acquisition, language barrier, language exchange, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, showdown, virtual youtuber, Vtubers, Weeb’s

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.