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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	57	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4905	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8623
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6295
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ores Mined:	4504	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	1243
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4716

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!