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Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	413	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

#mens grooming, catastrophe, Cologne, cologne addiction, cologne aficionados, cologne brands, cologne collection, cologne enthusiasts, cologne lovers, cologne obsession., cologne recommendations, creeper, designer fragrances, Fragrance, Grooming, hygiene, luxury scents, perfume, personal care, scent, self-care, unisex scents

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

90s, be my dad, blocktopia, Bravery, construction, DECEMBER, Engineer, grow up in communist Romania, hard life, height, italy, leadership, Life, love, Mining, respawn, revolution, secret police, security checks, teamwork, Train, work hours

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Blockheads Gone Wild

Blockheads, Wild

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

Amaya streets, beat em ups, beta builds, cute girls manga, DBZ butoden, Fangame, fighting games, fighting idols, fubuki, game anchor, git gud, Glossary, granblue tournament, hololive, HoloXBreak, Idol, idol discussion, idol games, idol showdown, idol vtubers, love, Miko soul calibur 6, Mimya granblue, motivation, multiversus, Newbies, News, official guide, Ogey calibur, patch notes, PIXEL, Punchers, recent streams, SF6 tournament, SmackDown, smash clone, soul calibur, Sourin coach, Streamers, Super Meche, terms, tiermaker, Tigers, Tomori streets, twitter tech, Ultimate, vtuber games, vtuber tournaments, Vtubers, vtubers community, youtube videos

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6739	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!