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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9175 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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