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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1296 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 651 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
