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CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	63871	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	5477
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2757	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Void Gems Collected:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8567
Mines Excavated:	4436	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Farms Harvested:	120

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7375
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	2969
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Towns Built:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!