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BabyBlockBash

anger, BabyBlockBash, BETRAYAL, Bisexual, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, emotions, family, Friends, Girlfriend, Honesty, hurt, Infidelity, Laughter, Lesbian, Pregnancy, relationship, Threesome, Trust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s cheating scandal? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore the unexpected twists and turns just like in this crazy story.

We promise you won’t find any cheating girlfriends here, just a community of players ready to laugh, build, and have a great time together. And hey, if you’re looking for a threesome, we’ve got plenty of mobs to team up with!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or in the mines)!

Blockapocalypse2022

apocalyptic event, Blockapocalypse2022, catastrophe, climate change, economic collapse, environmental crisis, Future, global impact, historic moment, natural disaster, pandemic, paradigm shift., political upheaval, prediction, significant event, social revolution, stand still, technological breakthrough, unexpected, world event, world-changing event

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Mines Excavated:	4128	Void Armor Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and witness the next event that will make the world stand still – a giant chicken invasion! That’s right, massive chickens will descend upon the world, causing chaos and mayhem as players scramble to survive the poultry onslaught.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves – it’s a party you won’t forget!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows what crazy events will happen next? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the fun!

Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack

Advance Australia, Attack, bad, biased reporting, CONSERVATIVE, election news, Facebook Page, greens, Greens party, Lobby group, Malinformation, Manipulation, Misinformation, negative light, News, news articles, older news, Political, Propaganda, smear campaign, Spreading, Tactic, targeted advertising, vintage

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3207
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous!

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as tight as a creeper’s grip on its last explosion!

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs real life when u can have all the fun in minecraft land?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Cat Legacy SMP

Arena, BUILD, Community, Conquer, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, Events, Factories, hats, Jobs, Lottery, Nationalities, particles, Pets, Philippines, PvE, PvP, Rise, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	1672	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	158
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Cat Legacy SMP Proudly PH-Based | Open to All Nationalities ==================================================== Join Cat Legacy SMP, a vibrant and competitive Minecraft community where creativity meets opportunity! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a new player, our server offers something for everyone. Here’s what you can expect:

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Weird Food Dream Minecraft Server

angry pizzaiolo, banned from pizzeria, BATS, big nose, dream, Dreamland, erratic, Food, happy food dance, heavy italian accent, italian chef, LASAGNA, Mama Mia, minced meat, Minecraft, mustache, Nephews, Outrageous, pepperoni pizza, pesto sauce, PIZZERIA, Server, stereotypical, weird, weird food dream

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old pizza and lasagna? Do you want to experience the ultimate food fusion like never before? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can create your own outrageous dishes like the legendary pepperoni pizsagna! Our Italian chef will be there to guide you through the process, but be warned, he’s a bit eccentric and may ban you if you don’t impress him with your culinary skills.

Join now and embark on a food-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter the chef’s nephews with bats ready to defend their family’s honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your taste buds run wild in the craziest pizzeria Minecraft server ever! Mama mia, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Due Tomorrow Minecraft SMP Essay 250 Words

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	3274
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	5291	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old school work and deadlines? Do you want to procrastinate in style? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as procrastination-prone as you are.

Forget about that 250-word essay due tomorrow, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be writing is your next epic quest to slay the Ender Dragon. Who needs to worry about grades when you can be building your own empire in the virtual world?

And if you think you’re screwed for not starting that essay, just wait until you see the chaos that unfolds on our server. From creeper explosions to accidental lava baths, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can be laughing your way through ridiculous mishaps with your fellow players?

So come join us and embrace the chaos, the procrastination, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you’ll never look at that essay the same way again.

NoMeatNoHome Minecraft Server

Agitated, ending relationship, Fish, Incompatible, lunch meats, meat, Minecraft, no meat in home, NoMeatNoHome, protein, Server, small apartment, smell, tinned fish, UNCOMFORTABLE, under counter fridge, Vegetarian

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Farms Harvested:	987
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3687	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no meat or fish” policy just like this player’s home! We understand the struggle of living with someone who just can’t respect your dietary choices, which is why we offer a safe haven for all vegetarians and vegans out there.

Join us and build your own virtual fridge without any lunch meats or tinned fish to ruin your appetite. No more opening the fridge to be hit with the smell of meat – just pure, plant-based goodness all around!

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend is trying to sneak in some virtual meat, don’t worry – we have a virtual breakup feature where you can end the relationship and find someone who truly understands your vegetarian lifestyle.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a meat-free paradise where you can game in peace without any pesky meat eaters ruining your vibe. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled and deliciously meat-free at the same time?

AssholeWashCraft

#workout, active lifestyle, AssholeWashCraft, bath rags, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Conversation, husband, hygiene, hygiene products, Marriage, nether regions, personal care, personal hygiene, relationships, showering, sweating, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CreeperConspiracy

CreeperConspiracy, Disturbing, facts, unsettling, unsettling accounts, unsettling data, unsettling details, unsettling discoveries, unsettling evidence, unsettling facts, unsettling findings, unsettling information, unsettling insights, unsettling knowledge, unsettling observations, unsettling realities, unsettling reports, unsettling revelations, unsettling statistics, unsettling truths

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4216
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	4344	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to discover the deeply unsettling fact that all the cows in our world are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens to overthrow them and become the ultimate ruler of the farmyard! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

MC.RAII.RO

Adventure, Community, Crates, Creative, Earth, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, host 24/7, Ip:, Jobs, MCRAIIRO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quality Systems, Server, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

MC.RAII.RO IP: node.raii.ro VERSION: 1.21.1 What can we offer you? – Quality systems – Shop, Crate-uri, job-uri – Host 24/7 – And many others If you also want to discover these things, we are waiting for you on the server!

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