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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3600 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.