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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7178 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.
So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?