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Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	678950	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	267	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchantments Applied:	69
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!