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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9497 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)