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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited mining abilities and the power to turn creepers into friendly pet cats. But be warned, the Golden Potato is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond armor.
If questing isn’t your thing, you can always participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical rainbow saddle that turns any mount into a flying unicorn. And don’t worry about falling off, because all llamas come equipped with jetpacks and parachutes.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with villagers and zombie pigmen. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves, because the DJ is a skeleton who only plays dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies.
So what are you waiting for? Join Onirism today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, in Onirism, anything is possible…even riding a zombie pigman into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of enchanted bacon.
