Assassin’s Creed 3 Critique Minecraft Servers

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	393307	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	839946	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	145
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	19
New Chunks Explored:	353758	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨