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RheinCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, CEO, defense industry, Diplomacy, Espionage, Europe, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, Plot, Politics, RETALIATION, RheinCraft, Rheinmetall, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

come join our minecraft server, where we fight off evil plots like germany fighting off russia! we are as strong as rheinmetall CEO, nothing can stop us! build your own empire and show those haters who’s boss. join now or you’ll miss out on all the epic battles and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike, Assassination, bbc news, BlockBlastersMC, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, government official, Hamas, international news, Israeli strike, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestine, political tensions, RETALIATION, Senior official, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4145	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? well, lemme tell ya bout this server. we got pigs that fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where the senior official from Israel and Hamas are having a dance-off to settle their differences. it’s like a mix between a rave and a political debate. who will win? who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

so come on over to our server and join in on the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants. peace out, homies!

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	226	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

HezbollahGoneBoom

Assassination, conflict escalation, field commander, Hezbollah commander, Hezbollah leadership, HezbollahGoneBoom, intelligence sources, Israeli airstrike, Israeli strike, Killed, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, Senior Hezbollah, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Votes:	2332

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we got senior Hezbollah field commanders getting taken out by Israeli strikes left and right. It’s like a crazy war zone up in here! Join us for the ultimate battle experience and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, our security sources are top-notch – they’ll keep you safe while you wreak havoc on the competition. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action-packed mayhem!

KyivCraft Assassins

Assassination, assassination attempt, assassins, Attempt, dies, journalist, Journalist Dies, Kazakh, Kazakh Journalist, Kazakh Opposition, Kazakh Opposition Journalist, Kazakh Opposition Journalist Dies, kyiv, Kyiv Assassination, Kyiv Assassination Attempt, Kyiv Assassination Attempt Kazakh, Kyiv Journalist, KyivCraft, opposition, Opposition Journalist, Opposition Journalist Dies

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Potions Brewed:	150
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kazakh opposition journalist in kyiv! our server is so lit, it’s like surviving an assassination attempt every time you log on!

we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).

join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…

RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1968 election, all the way, American politics, Assassination, BLOCK, campaign trail, civil rights, democratic party, historical figure, idealistic vision., inspirational figure, Kennedy family, Legacy, Minecraft, Party, political activism, political campaign, presidential candidate, presidential hopeful, progressive leader, RFK, RFKs, Robert F. Kennedy, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the entire server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots – talk about a cluckin’ good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons. See you there, adventurer!

HezboSmashedByIDF

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, HezboSmashedByIDF, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, southern district, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	12

lol imagine if that happened in our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly you’re in the middle of a battle between IDF and Hezbollah, trying to survive and build your own base while dodging airstrikes and explosions. it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers. join now for the most intense and insane gameplay experience ever! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft, amirite?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	573
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	219771	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

ISISgoneByeByeCraft

Assassination, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, extremist organization, global leader, international news, Isis, ISISgoneByeByeCraft, ISLAMIC STATE, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant leader, military operation, national security, Targeted, Terrorism, U.S. airstrike, War on Terror, world events

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can help take down the global leader of ISIS! We have secret missions where you can team up with other players to track down the terrorist and bring him to justice. Plus, if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon to ride around on. So come join us and make the world a safer place, one block at a time!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	7565
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	576
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	6423
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	906
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

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