Assassination Minecraft Servers | Page 14 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RafaCraft: SeniorHamasGone

Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, extremism, gaza, Hamas, idf, international relations, Israeli air strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, palestine, Rafa Salama, RafaCraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, SeniorHamasGone, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	425	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4661
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up senior hamas commanders like rafa salama with our insane air strikes! join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take down some bad guys in style. who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so grab your TNT and get ready to cause some chaos on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Bitcoin4Blocks Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attempt, Bitcoin, Bitcoin4Blocks, Blockchain, Conspiracy, controversy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Investment, market, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, Risk, SECURITY, Server, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Trump and a horde of angry Bitcoin miners trying to assassinate him. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special power-up that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!

BulletInch Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination attempt, attempted murder, bullet, BulletInch, Christian, Conspiracy, disbelief, dream, fear, Inch, killing, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Political, Server, shock, signs, strange, surreal, timeline shift, trump, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9336	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Trump couldn’t escape the chaos! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets and surviving assassination attempts just like the former president. It’s like living in a crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a server that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a conspiracy theory or two. Join now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality

Alternate, alternate history, Assassination, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy, Government, History, hypothetical scenario, Impact, investigation, leadership, Politics, power, president, Reality, secret service, SECURITY, speculation, trump, TrumpedCraft, united states, what if

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	6151	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Potions Brewed:	69

Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Animals Bred:	102
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

HamasGoneBoom

airstrike, Assassination, Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, gaza, Hamas Leader, HamasGoneBoom, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, RETALIATION, strike, targeted killing, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN NETANYAHU TRYNA TAKE OUT HAMAS LEADER! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL TNT ACTION?! COME JOIN US AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN U GOT BLOCKS TO BLOW UP?! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS! U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ TIL U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, EVEN NETANYAHU DOIN’ THE MACARENA WITH A CREEPER! 😂🐷💥🚀

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Assassination, civil rights, drumpf, Gandhi, hate crimes, Historical figures, Holycraft, Jesus, Leaders, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Martyrdom, Minecraft, Murdered, nonviolence, Peace, political activism, Server, social justice, tragic deaths, violence, Wounded

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Emeralds Found:	7736
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	4582	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

DeifCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, Assassination, death unconfirmed, DeifCraft, gaza, Gaza City, Gaza strike, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence report, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Muhammad Deif, ongoing conflict, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, security threat, Server, Targeted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got secret missions like tryin’ to find Muhammad Deif in Gaza! Rumor has it he was targeted in a strike but his death is still unconfirmed, so u gotta help us find him before it’s too late! Join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest adventure ever! Who knows, maybe u’ll even get a special reward for bringin’ him back safe and sound! Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and let’s go on a wild ride together!

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Votes:	5977

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2885
Love Letters Sent:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5136
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Animals Bred:	132
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Votes:	7386	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3230	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

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