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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 233 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 90 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
