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SunscreenCraft

Argument, berating, communication problem, consideration, couple conflict, dynamic, Moisturizer, outdoor activity, park, relationship issue, Respect, Rush, self-care, selfish behavior, skincare, smoke breaks, sunscreen, SunscreenCraft, Time management, tinted sunscreen, Walking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

SingleCraft Minecraft Server

avoid drama, avoid heartbreak, avoid toxic relationships, emotional stability, enjoy being alone, fear of commitment, focus on career, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, not ready for relationship, Peace of mind, personal growth, prioritize goals, reasons to stay single, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, Server, SingleCraft, time for yourself

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship and ready to mingle with some blocky buddies instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find love in the form of rare diamond ores and enchanting adventures. Who needs a significant other when you can have a pet creeper as your loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a date, so you never know what kind of romantic shenanigans you might get into on our server. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle ever!

NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	711	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7957
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6612
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	740	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3306

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3758
Void Armor Forged:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7426
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	125	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?