assassin valhalla – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP

Accountability, consequences, current events, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, international relations, kamala harris, KamalaDidntVoteMC, leadership, Middle East conflict, Opinions, Palestine views, Perspectives, political beliefs, Politics, Reflection, smp, Social Issues, voter turnout, Voting

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!

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TrashTacoCraft

comfort food, controversial food, culinary preferences, food choices, food critique, food culture, food debate, food debates, food dislikes, food habits, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, guilty pleasure, Trash, TrashTacoCraft, universally loved food, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy pizza like everyone else? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your true feelings about this overrated food be known! We have a special pizza-themed world where you can unleash your pizza-hating rage by destroying virtual slices with your pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in the pepperoni forest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pizza cutter that can slice through any block like it’s nothing. So come join us and embrace your inner pizza hater!

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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival

blown up, Diplomacy, ENERGY, energy politics, energy security, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Natural Gas, negotiations, Nord Stream 2, NordCraft, pipeline, Putin ally, Putins, Revival, russia, sabotage attack, sanctions, secret talks, Server, US

so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia

controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, headline, History, international relations, News, Politics, president, russia, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, Ukrainian land, UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia, united states, US-Russia relations, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!

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StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade

automatic locks, bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, bathroom stalls, closed stalls, convenience, Door, door latch, door lock, door mechanism, innovative design, Lock, modern technology, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy features, public restrooms, restroom improvements, restroom privacy, restroom solutions, secure stalls, StallCraft, Upgrade, user-friendly

hey u! r u tired of bathroom stalls that dont close properly? well then u gotta join our epic minecraft server where the bathroom stalls actually close when u lock the door! imagine the satisfaction of having ur privacy protected while u do ur business in peace.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy adventures, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a giant chicken or battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on pigs. and the best part? u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head for extra protection.

so what r u waiting for? come join us at: stallsclosetight.About.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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Big Bang Water Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Bang, big, Big Bang, cosmic evolution, cosmic microwave background, cosmology, early universe, Early Universe Timeline, Formation of Water, Fun, Hydrogen, Hydrogen Atoms, Origin of Water, oxygen, Oxygen Atoms, scientific research, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, universe formation, Water

so, like, imagine this: you join dis minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported back to the time when water was just a lil baby, only 200 million years after the big bang! you can witness the birth of water and even help it grow into the beautiful liquid we know today!

we got crazy quests where you gotta collect ancient molecules and protect them from evil mobs tryna destroy the universe. you can ride on comets and surf on waves of hydrogen, all while trying to survive in this wild prehistoric world.

join now and be a part of the epic adventure of water’s creation! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

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Cozy Corner

[core protect], Community, community farms, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, cozy interests., Datapacks, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, multiplayer, Peace of mind, QOL commands, resource quarries, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, spawn village, Terralith, vanilla tweaks, voice mod, world gen

Welcome to Cozy Corner Minecraft Server

Overview
Cozy Corner is a 21+ community that runs a 1.21 Java Minecraft server. We are currently on season 2 and offer a variety of quality of life commands and features for our players.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What commands are available on the server?	We have commands such as /spawn, /backpack, and /home for convenience.
What multiplayer features does the server have?	We offer Dynmap, a shopping district, resettable resource quarries, community farms, a spawn village for starter houses, and optional voice mod.
What datapacks are available on the server?	We have vanilla tweaks datapacks including unpacking, universal dyeing, and Terralith for fancy world generation.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not acceptable on our server. We have core-protect to ensure the safety of our players.
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord server and go through a small application process. Feel free to ask any questions before joining.
Are there any activity requirements?	We encourage active community members but do not have strict requirements. Players who are inactive for extended periods may be kicked to maintain a lively community.
Where can I find more information?	Join our Discord server for more details: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986

Mythical Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, authoritarian father, distant mother, emotional neglect, family dynamics, Frustration, gender equality, gender stereotypes, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, misogyny in society, Mythical, online behavior, Quests, reddit, screencap, social media, societal norms, statistics, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the toxic world of misogynists and Reddit warriors!

Come build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new virtual buddies! Let’s leave the mommy and daddy issues behind and focus on having a blast in our crazy pixelated universe!

Don’t waste your time arguing with internet trolls, come join us and let’s create some awesome memories together! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities? Let’s get crafting, my dude!

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BoyfriendCraft – No Kids Allowed!

AITAH, Allowed, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Communication, Decision making, Expectations, freedom, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Kids, Lifestyle, Motherhood, Moving in, parenting, personal space, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, step-parenting, young children

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?

But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”

And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!

So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

controversial agreements, CraftyPutins, Diplomacy, diplomatic meetings, economic impact, energy infrastructure, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, global energy market., international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, Nord Stream, political discussions, russia, secret talks, Server, Trump envoy, united states, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat!

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