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CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9954	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2387	Magic Items Found:	2543
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	300	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ores Mined:	2538
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	111
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4260

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Animals Bred:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.