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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1426 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2222 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.
And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!