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Chainsaw Games Network

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6720	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

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FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6722	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4652
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Potions Brewed:	119	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Buildings Constructed:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

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Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	622534
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6405

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	4056
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Enchantments Applied:	64
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Fox Online edition, Generators, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, Train LORAs, trashcollects, trashfaq

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3052	Crops Grown:	4983
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1249	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!